▲ 18 r/WMATA

Why the fuck is the escalator always stopped at waterfront

And does it not stand to reason that, if there is only one functioning escalator, it should be set to go UP and not DOWN. JFC.

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u/enthusiasm_gap — 12 days ago
▲ 21 r/reason

Reason Reward Points

Check your accounts, y'all! I didn't even know this was a thing. But i got an email about "suspicious activity in your account," so I logged in to change my password and poke around to see if anything was untoward. While poking around I found a section for rewards, and it turns out I've got over $120 worth of RE shop credits. Had em for a minute, too, so there's quite a few RE's i bought that could've been free.

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u/enthusiasm_gap — 29 days ago

Just found out about a Meta AI Datacenter named...Hyperion

So Facebook is building out a giant AI data center, which they've decided to name Hyperion. I know these tech dudes keep doing the Torment Nexus meme, it's just a little on the nose for me this time. (Spoilers)

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To name your AI after a book where AI entities...

&gt;!Create a black hole to destroy/steal the entire planet to force humanity off of Earth!<

&gt;!Trick humanity into becoming hopelessly reliant on a technology which is actually a disguised mechanisim for parasitic exploitation!<

&gt;!Start countless genocidal wars!<

&gt;!Create The Lord of Pain!<

&gt;!Hold humans in half-dead stasis dreaming of unimaginable suffering, to serve as captive biological hardware...!<

Like... it's can't just be that they didn't pay attention to the book, right? I think if there is such a thing as evil, these people are it.

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u/enthusiasm_gap — 2 months ago

I am deeply disappointed in Matt.

In episode 228, there was a prolonged discussion of the recent philo-semitic incident in New York. During said discussion, Daniel read a quote from the attacker's Aunt, something about the attacker developing mental illness due to his obsession with Judaism, even wanting to convert.

THIS WAS THE PERFECT TIME to drop a "You're emotionally damaged...*Jewishly*" soundboard quote. It would have been so fucking funny. And yet Matt did nothing. Matt was even given a second opportunity when Daniel expounded quite eloquently on the psycho-social dynamics behind such an incident. Another missed opportunity. Massive L. Do better.

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u/enthusiasm_gap — 2 months ago
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The Straw Hat Riot literally feels like something from satire

The straw hat riot was a bizarre wave of violence that swept NYC in September 1922. At the time there was a “rule” that stated one could only wear straw hats (or boater hats) between May 15th and September 15th, after which one could only wear felt hats. Starting September 13th, various youth gangs, armed with clubs and other makeshift weapons, began wandering the streets attacking anyone they saw wearing a boater hat, sometimes beating them up quite severely. These assaults would often become street brawls as the victims began fighting back. These assaults and street fights became very widespread over several days swamping the local police departments, who were unable to contain the situation. This wave of violence would ultimately contribute to the boater hat falling out of style.

u/Coffin_Builder — 2 months ago

In Project Hail Mary (2026), Ryland Grace utilizes a multi-tool during a crucial moment to save all life on Earth and the distant planet Erid. This is reference to the fact that carrying a multi-tool everywhere is cool and smart and I don't "look like a dork," despite what my gf says.

u/enthusiasm_gap — 2 months ago

Guys what am I gonna do with my life now

I legit uj hated everything Nolan made past Interstellar. Oppenheimer was the worst for how dogshit it was compared to the hype it got. I loved being the "Chris Nolan sucks actually" guy. But The Odyssey was... fucking amazing. How am I going to rebuild my personality after this catastrophe?

u/enthusiasm_gap — 3 months ago
▲ 226 r/Artisttradingcards+2 crossposts

[ANALOG] Another playing card

Not sure if I have to put a NSFW tag on this as there's bad language? Let me know if I need to edit!!

I'm 12 cards down in this deck of cards now and seem to have a bit of a horse theme going 😂

u/enthusiasm_gap — 3 months ago

For everyone reflexively defending Hana Sharif who hasn't actually worked for her

A great episode of a local DC news show really gets into it. The gyst: she bent over backwards for visiting artists to burnish her own national reputation, but those working *under* her were routinely abused. Those of us who experienced it first hand are in near universal agreement, from both DC and St. Louis- she was a horrible boss who runs institutions into the ground. She used both theatres as a platform to step on while failing up, leaving wreckage behind.

https://megaphone.link/CC6470435553

u/enthusiasm_gap — 3 months ago
▲ 1.6k r/aspiememes

Me casually learning that yet another thing I do is a *trait*

This time it's toe-walking. At this point in my life I don't feel like getting diagnosed would even benefit me, but it sure is interesting to learn that YET ANOTHER Weird-Thing-I've-Always-Done™️ is apparently a Thing™️.

u/enthusiasm_gap — 4 months ago

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I must say, as a veteran of the Graeber Wars and the Taylor Lorenz Defense Force, I am very much enjoying seeing the fallout over The Body Keeps The Score. It's really entertaining to see a similar dynamic play out for a fight in which I have no dogs. Keep it up, you fantastic weirdos.

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u/enthusiasm_gap — 4 months ago

Sexual violence between boys is a genuine problem. PBJ + Microwave Frozen Veggie Mix

Simple quick lunch for work today.

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As a teenager, I was frequently subjected to sexual violence/sexual humiliation/harassment by my peers. I don't want to get too far into the details, but there was physical violence, groping of genitals and anus, intentional physical injury of genitals and anus, insertion of hands and objects into mouth and anus, being held down in vulnerable positions with the threat of rape, forced stripping, public body humiliation and sexual humiliation. All of this was from straight boys. Some of them were even my friends. When these same behaviors are committed against girls they are unquestionably recognized as sexual violence. When they are committed against boys they're considered just bullying, teasing, goofing around. I never had a way to express the damage I was taking, I wasn't able to say that this was sexual assault, but I knew it was. It felt like assault. It fucked up my head like assault. Over 20 years later and I'm still scared of teenage boys.

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I believe that these types of violent sexual interactions between boys are extremely commonplace, and they are generally accepted by society even if they are occasionally met with light disapproval. We are creating and perpetuating a nightmare for boys and young men, and I think it's because we are just too embarrassed to admit that it's happening.

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Sandwich was fine, a little too pb-heavy so it was hard to eat. Vegetables were better than I expected, though I'll add more salt next time.

EDIT: just to add for clarity- while I was more often a target than some of the other boys, I was by no means alone. Many of the people who did these things to me also did them to each other, and they all seemed to think of it as a big fun joke. I suspect many of them secretly felt the same way I did.

u/enthusiasm_gap — 4 months ago

My list

I was too late to hop on the tier list trend a while ago, but also there's a new album out! Of note: within each tier it's chronological, not by preference. I kinda feel like Wasting Light could've been a B+ , but I stayed within the standard framework. And I haven't listened to Skin And Bones yet.

u/enthusiasm_gap — 4 months ago

Anyone still using a faderport v1 in 2026?

What's up y'all? I'm looking to get a single motorized fader controller. I don't care about knobs, transport controls, plug-in controls, just something to write level automation with. TBH the less stuff it has the better, just to save desktop space. Presonus Faderport seems to check all the boxes. I'm inclined to grab a used v2, but is anyone still using a v1 with the most current version of protools? V1's go used for as low as 40 bucks, so I'm curious if they still work ok.

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u/enthusiasm_gap — 4 months ago

Orange line wait still sucks and no one believes me

Every time I say that despite overall improvements, orange line wait times still lag behind the other lines, I get bombarded with comments saying im wrong. This is at lenfant, 6:30 on a weekday, no stated outages or delays. Been waiting here for a few minutes already, it was 16 minutes when i got here. None of the silver line trains are going to New Carrollton. This happens all the time. It's not as bad as it used to be, but this is still kinda shitty.

u/enthusiasm_gap — 5 months ago