u/girlybellybop

Dolores umbridge x homelander, im expecting alot of down votes on this

I think it be cute if she was a transfer student like cupid was. And of course probably a ghost instead of a...corpse walking around school. I also like to think she'd be similar to duchess, constantly trying to sway prince's to get out of a depressing destiny. I imagine she'd try to target boys like hopper and Humphrey instead of daring.

If you haven't read the book ill summarize it for you: SGA is about a snow white who was born vampiric and began to feed on the king resulting in the queen trying to execute her, and failing. Then having her people turned against her.

Obvious apple white is nowhere NEAR as bad as sga snow, but with how many people they were both willing to sacrifice for what they thought was their birthright I can see the similarities. (Though apples was figurative in comparison)

But anyways the queen is a very reserved and distant woman but I think her and raven would get along, even if raven had a few things to say. Honestly the queen would treat raven like a daughter.

Milton would hate me so much, id love messing with him but he'd despise me so much. Anyways milton grimm edit

I dislike blondie, and I have very conflicting feelings about ashlynn. Its easier to explain why I dont like blondie everyone has. Maybe the reason I dont like ashlynn as much is because she was painted as a suffering underdog when she wasn't. But thats the royals fault not hers. But blondie pretending to be some regel figure dealing with the "super harsh pressures of royalty" really grinds my gears. She reminds me of those girls who come from poor famlies but immediately use her rich friends to get good gigs and shames the poor when she becomes well off.

Context: I know i have very particular and specific opinions that- may not be popular.

I just wanna say, me finding milton and Snow attractive is NOT me idolizing or apologizing for them. Hell they'd hate me. Or at least have complicated negative feelings. Im a very argumentative person.

My top 3: i love characters who are very complicated but very determined. And sometimes I feel like raven is a pushover.

Fav BG: I know everyone loves BoPeep and the jasmine girl. But I find silver sister so pretty. She has such a mousy feel to her.

Ashlynn and Alistair: I know alot of people love them, I have very complicated feelings that I cant describe on my own. So ask any questions you like.

I am not gonna talk about apple, thats a dead horse. But I do not like blondie and im surprised they even got me to agree with her on one thing.

I know there's alot me and my sister were coming up with alot of ideas.

**The Obvious:**

Briar Beauty-Dessert Frappes

Lizzie hearts- red velvet

CA Cupid: Wedding cake

Faira goodfairy- Angel Cake

Blondie Locks- Lemon Porridge

Cedar wood- muffins and French toast

Hunter huntsman- cinnamon rolls

Dexter Charming: Chocolate dipped strawberries

Duchess swan: Chocolate croissant

**My personal opinions:**

Sparrow hood- Carmel apples. He would LOVE carnival sweets.

Humphrey dumpty- Banana pudding. Well Banana pudding is MY favorite, and im gonna have to force someone to love it as much as I do. And its gonna have to be Humphrey.

Stepwick sisters- Macaroons fit them well in my opinion.

The badwolf- sisters would love their moms bunt came

Ashlynn ella: I love her but I csnt imagine her having a vibrant or specific answer. I feel like her answer would just be "cake of course☺️"

Baba yaga would love taffy

Giles grimm would enjoy a warm Banana bread with nuts and cinnamon.

Rewatching some episodes I genuinely believe that forced to be ashlynns step sister is a fate worse than death. To be told from birth that you are uglier, inferior, and less important than this perfect etheral girl. The girl who works hard, is perfectly nice, naturally beautiful, has a perfect family. It's a LOSE-LOSE situation, you feel jealous and its your fault, you dont feel jealous then you deserve to be. And whats worse is when she's nice to you everyone would paint it as another reason she's superior, not a reason to treat you with respect.

*To be be painted as an apple poisoning villian is one thing, to be painted as an unlovable ugly girl is another.* I would genuinely snap, hell I would have done 3 things all increasingly darker than the last. Just thinking about it drives me crazy.

Even if they didn't have to do it thats still 17 years of HELL, how has the damage not irreversible i would have NEVER wanted ashlynn to be anywhere near my life while I recover.

I am deleting this tomorrow because I already spend too much time on the ever after high sub and I dont eant my account to be too active. Screen shot if you'd like.

I hate apple, I despise her. But I understand she's a complex character. And im tired of people acting like she's only a product of milton and her mother actions. The ENTIRE school contributed to her. And I understand why its written that way, to show how the system cripples everyone involved. But almost every student and staff member in that school coddled apples emotions, not one person could so much as criticize her without her bumbling and sobbing. Rebels themselves were privatizing apples feelings over their own needs. I know why Raven did, to prove a point. And in the end apple did learn her lesson, but I feel like so much could have been avoided if more people were firm with her and didn't let her push their boundaries.

And I genuinely believe the student body and school made everything easy for her. And alot of your favorite characters, my favorite characters crippled apple because it was easier than arguing with her.

I know they're like really popular songs but honestly they fit them so dam well. I wanted to add some folk music i grew up with but unfortunately it was all too dark for like, any of em.

Anyways they'd be a gut wrenched mess if you showed them these songs.

Its a good thing real physics isn't a problem for them because constantly wearing glasses shoes in general is gonna cause the entire school to be covered in tiny little Glass chips

I will admit its not entirely accurate, it would he impossible for me to count every individual background character in ever after high, not including the characters outside of the school. I tried to include as many notable background characters as I could like boe peep, a few that I happen to notice.

Why did I do this you ask? Im bored and I needed something to scratch my brain.

Some of em were tricky cuz they were a color that could be purple and brown.