u/ihappentoeatass
Lionel, the greatest athlete this living generation will ever witness.
Today I won in life again.
Pata Hai Aaj Kya Hua, What I thought was just a normal outing, turned out to be the dreams I never saw come true.
Me and my bestfriend got separated in 2019 after a year working together for Amazon.uk. She progressed in her ventures and moved to Dubai & I progressed in my career and moved to UK. We barely talked or just never did throughout these years. I lived my own arc and so did she. I’ve come back to India back to my parents for a chotu vacation & a last weekend I got a call from her that she has moved temporarily back to India too due to the war situation in the Middle East.
Yesterday morning she called me the morning and surprised me showing up to my city without even my knowledge whatsoever, she just packed a bag & travelled more than 330+ kms over night by train & checked into a hotel closest to my house.
I immediately got ready, packed a bag & picked her up, fuelled up my bike to the brim & we just went on a road trip with no plans of a destination. We ended up to a natural retreat in the hills with a lake in the vicinity, took a small recreational bong pit stop & went to attack some local cuisines. After a brief photoshoot of me her & other random time pass non-sense, we were taking our pics together and guess what!!! She held my face, turned my head towards her, smiled and she kissed me!!! I never in my entire life I ever dreamt this could ever happen to me again. I’m in my 30s now & was gonna settle for AM but fate favoured me again and now I’m in love with my bestfriend again!
The butterflies in my tummy returned after so long, the ride back home seemed so colourful, the world seemed so dreamy and our smiles couldn’t even neutralise even if we tried, the giggles the laughter it all felt magical again. Throughout my history I’ve been in love & in (serious) relationships with only my bestfriends but this felt so much more meaningful, so much more deep, so much more happening all at once.
Today I won at life again, & newer more opportunities are yet to come on our paths. This is a story I never imagined I’ll be sharing to anyone, & yet this bliss is a feeling I’ll never be able to completely express.
[pictures are highly edited to conceal our identities]
Cristiano. Why are you the way you're?
Watch on mute please.
He who names himself a king, confesses that no kingdom has named him.
It must be tough playing with a guy like this
How is this guy so shameless is beyond my comprehension.
He managed to fool an entire genre of children into his following & bagged millions of $. I’m genuinely astonished.
The new Multistrada V4
I like the livery option on this so thought of getting this over the 1098 SP Tricolore.
I absolutely love this dude!
So I’ve heard myths & stories of how the senior citizen baby’s little elf’s will enslave their entire lives for just a lick of his tip.
But whoahohoaa this is something else man, any interaction with such jesters will cause severe brain cell loss & further mental complications so please engage at your own risk.
This World Cup, the hate watch is gonna be generational, I’m so happy I have air in my lungs and blood flowing in my veins to witness this historic moment of a lifetime.
I’d absolutely love to witness what they gotta say the day Portugal gets the relief of going home carrying the senior citizen in his pram.
Remember guys, if we didn’t have Cristiano & his supporters existing, this world would’ve been a much sadder place.
This imperfect world is suffering from a million chronic issues and in such tough times, we need Cristiano and his minions. The jesters of the yesteryears for the generations to come, we should be thankful to them, if it weren’t for them, who would we laugh at and share this mutual joy?
In a way they’re spreading laughter among us and uniting us all in the name of reasonable humanity.
I like you u/Ricr7 , thank you for always making me feel better about myself even in the worst of the worst days. Things could’ve always been worse, and I’ll always remember that whenever I think about you :’)
A small cliplet I had made for my 302R when I bought it back in 2018.
That logo in the end was my alter ego back when I was young & dumb. Cringe? yes I know.
Everytime I return to my homeland, I bring back a piece of Lamb
I just hope the journey never stops & the small family keeps growing. :)
Returned home after a long time, didn’t arrive alone.
The Lamborghini kiosk
My [f]riend crashed her new car 32 mins after delivery.
She called me approximately an hour ago and asked me to come down to the lobby and take out my car too, to check out her new car and for a quick photoshoot & that she’s returning now after filling up, (cannot attach pictures of delivery or else I’ll get slapped again).
She kept it a surprise as to which car she bought.
I came down, sat in my car waiting for her as she lives in the adjacent wing, 10 mins later I saw a brand new safari crash in her parking left column & to my real surprise, it was her. I made the “ooooo” face and ate a deserving slap from her before she broke down and now we both are crying.
Immediately tore off the varmala from the front & now I’m here telling you guys whilst she’s in the phone with the insurance people sobbing.
The roads are wet here as it rained just an hour ago so I tried to console her but she’s in no mood to listen to me. I mean I literally saw the crash happen with my own eyes, I know she fucked up but she’s constantly crying and I don’t even know what to do.
Edit: posting here since r/carsindia moderators keep removing it for some reason unknown to me.
Edit 2: okay btw guys just to be clear, it’s alright she didn’t mean any harm to me, and besides it’s my fault too as I laughed a bit too sarcastically because I knew she can easily get it fixed like right away without anyone’s help, she only reacted that way because she was emotionally too hurt by her own action and partly by my reaction. She tore off the varmala in sudden reaction not me. So let’s just chill, she’s really a good woman & will never react negatively out of spite. And besides she apologised to me on multiple occasions, so that’s there.
Silent pandemic that nobody talks about.
Okay I’ve seen bad to worse things in my life, what the fresh fuck is this?
God what type of lives are these people living???