initial thoughts for a person who’s playing this game for the first time.?

Constructive criticism is allowed and i’m willing to learn how l can further better my team.

u/ilovehotnoodles — 10 days ago

League Play is the best thing to ever happen in Codm

I have been playing this game for close to a year now, switched from pubg mobile just to see how the game is like and l have reached the top ranks in both Multiplayer and Battle royal in less than a week and it was a fun experience.

However the is a problem l always encounter and we have to talk about this

Martyrdom and Persistence Users.

Before you say anything yes l know there is ways to counter these perks but it’s so annoying and it ruins the gaming experience infact this game rewards terrible players and if you’re a good player then you will absolutely regret hopping into the lobby.

But lucky enough League play fixes all of this bullshit no wonder why match making takes long in LP because all these bots that rely solely on perks know that they can’t shoot LOL.

All lam asking is for the devs to add league play in all ranks not just Legendary because some of us don’t wanna play the bs normal version.

u/ilovehotnoodles — 11 days ago

Current Meta & Pressure Merchants

They nerfed defending, and then buffed mindless pressure, it's literally a circle we go in, 2 years ago pressure was king. Then match up became better and pressure became the stupid choice, now it's back to pressure, i hate the pressure thing with passion, because it's ai defense with what feels like endless stamina, and why tf are attackers the best defenders in this game?, whenever i see messi or rumminege blistering at like 100mph to catch my wingers i already know it’s over.

u/ilovehotnoodles — 18 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/pessi_memes+1 crossposts

“Put your World Cup on the table”. Toni Kroos: “Hold my cup”.

u/Ph6222 — 29 days ago
▲ 28 r/Zambia

Let's Ban Gambling Ads

If we can ban cigarette ads we can ban these too. I don't understand how such a highly destructive habit can be promoted so callously.

Almost every corner you go past Lusaka is always gambling, fly to win millions and all sorts of terms to bait people into gambling and most of these betting sites are banned in EU and Asia so l don’t understand how they operate here without any sort of regulations.

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u/ilovehotnoodles — 30 days ago

Why are Zimbabweans silent? 2030 Law

Has Zimbabwe Allowed Dictatorship to Win?

83-year-old Emmerson Mnangagwa has officially signed the law extending his presidency to 2030.
And the silence from Zimbabweans is deafening.
Have the people who fought so hard for liberation become too afraid to stand up for what is right?

It's time for a harsh truth: True liberation won't come from the outside.
If you want your country back, you have to be willing to stand up and fight for it.

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u/ilovehotnoodles — 1 month ago

smart 4u initial thoughts from new user

So many people were complaining that the speeds are terrible and what not so l decided to get it for the first time ( i primarily use star link btw) and for me it costed $10 and so far it’s blazing even competing with my mini star link. Maybe it’s because it’s the first day ? l don’t know but we will see.

u/ilovehotnoodles — 1 month ago

affordable place to stay in harare for 1 day ?

i’m a student and l lost all my money through gambling. l have a connecting flight and l will be in Harare for approximately 1 day. Somebody tell me if they know anywhere l can stay that won’t break my wallet further.

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u/ilovehotnoodles — 2 months ago
▲ 6 r/Zambia

why are so many clubs suddenly booming in lsk ?

All of a sudden lusaka is booming with clubs, what do you think the reason might be ? cause i think it’s money laundering cause most of the time these clubs aren’t even full and only get decent amount of people when there is an international artist.

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u/ilovehotnoodles — 2 months ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 11.4k r/KHARTOUM_+4 crossposts

South Africans have taken to the streets across the country today, demanding that foreigners leave the country.

u/HatunaPatata — 2 months ago
▲ 0 r/github

i have github pro and l don’t know how to use it

hello so l just made a git hub account with my student email because my friend told me l could activate student plan and use it for free but here lam. I now have it and as someone who has never coded before or used github l don’t know what l could use it for. Ps: i’m completely new to this.

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u/ilovehotnoodles — 2 months ago

Best Picks & Price Movers for Barcelona (Round 7)

Barcelona-Catalunya is a proper all-rounder circuit — high aero (0.7), high power (0.7), high tire deg (0.7), medium overtaking difficulty (0.5). This rewards the strongest overall car packages and punishes weak links.

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DRIVERS — Best Picks by Tier

Premium Tier (Must-Haves)

Driver Price Season Pts Last 2 Races Avg Last 3 Trend
Kimi Antonelli (Mercedes) $25.0M 309 55, 62 39.0 BEST
Lewis Hamilton (Ferrari) $23.9M 181 27, 42 23.0 GREAT
  • Antonelli is the runaway #1 pick. 5 consecutive wins, averaging 39 pts over his last 3 races. At $25.0M he's cheaper than both Russell ($28.2M) and Verstappen ($28.3M) — and outscoring them by a mile. Captain lock every week.
  • Hamilton is the most underrated premium. $23.9M for a driver averaging 23 pts/race over the last 3 — rock-solid consistency (stdev: 15.8, one of the lowest among premiums). He's $4.3M cheaper than Russell with 3x the recent output.

Premium Avoid

Driver Price Last 2 Races Avg Last 3 Why Avoid
Russell (Mercedes) $28.2M 0, 4 -5.3 2nd most expensive driver, scoring near zero
Norris (McLaren) $26.2M -17, 6 -17.0 3 DNFs this season, McLaren reliability woes
Verstappen (Red Bull) $28.3M -11, 26 -1.7 Fresh engine incoming (positive) but $28.3M is steep for inconsistent returns

Mid-Price Value Picks

Driver Price Season Pts Avg Last 3 Consistency Value Score
Liam Lawson (Racing Bulls) $8.1M 77 13.0 21.2 BEST
Esteban Ocon (Haas) $10.1M 76 6.7 7.3 GREAT
Franco Colapinto (Alpine) $9.4M 66 8.3 9.6 GREAT
Pierre Gasly (Alpine) $11.6M 65 9.3 16.4 OK
Isack Hadjar (Red Bull) $11.5M 29 9.7 22.4 OK

Lawson at $8.1M is the budget king — 77 season pts (8th overall), averaging 13 pts over the last 3 races. That's Hamilton-lite production at 1/3 the price.

Ocon has the lowest consistency stdev of ANY driver on the grid (7.3) — the safest floor in fantasy. Won't boom but won't bust.

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CONSTRUCTORS — Best Picks

Constructor Price Season Pts Last 2 Races Price Trend
Mercedes $31.1M 553 70, 76 Rising +$0.3
Ferrari $25.1M 418 29, 69 Rising +$0.3
Racing Bulls $9.9M 169 42, 22 Rising +$0.6
Alpine $16.1M 172 17, 46 Rising +$0.6

Mercedes + Ferrari is the premium constructor duo — 553 and 418 season pts, both on confirmed price rises.

Racing Bulls at $9.9M is a steal — 169 season pts (6th), averaging 32 pts over the last 2 races, on pace for a massive +$0.6 price rise.

Constructor Avoid

  • Aston Martin ($7.5M) — scored -4 and -14 in last 2 races. Dropping -$0.6.
  • Cadillac ($6.0M) — scored -13 and 2. Dropping hard.

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PRICE MOVERS — Who's Rising & Falling

Confirmed Risers (already hit thresholds based on last 2 races)

Player Price Last 2 Threshold Met Expected Move
Antonelli $25.0M 55, 62 +$0.3 (needs -27, has 58.5 avg) +$0.3
Hamilton $23.9M 27, 42 +$0.3 (needs 17, has 34.5 avg) +$0.3
Lawson $8.1M 16, 23 +$0.6 (needs -9, has 19.5 avg) +$0.6
Colapinto $9.4M 0, 25 +$0.2 (needs 1, has 12.5 avg) +$0.2 to +$0.6
Hadjar $11.5M 23, 6 +$0.2 (needs 3, has 14.5 avg) +$0.2
Mercedes $31.1M 70, 76 +$0.3 (needs -34, has 73 avg) +$0.3
Ferrari $25.1M 29, 69 +$0.3 (needs -8, has 49 avg) +$0.3
Racing Bulls $9.9M 42, 22 +$0.6 (needs -28, has 32 avg) +$0.6
Audi $3.8M 21, 11 +$0.6 (needs -18, has 16 avg) +$0.6

Confirmed Fallers

Player Price Last 2 Gap to Hold Expected Move
Russell $28.2M 0, 4 Needs 48 to avoid -$0.1 -$0.3
Norris $26.2M -17, 6 Needs 59 to avoid -$0.1 -$0.3
Verstappen $28.3M -11, 26 Needs 37 to avoid -$0.1 -$0.3
Piastri $25.1M 19, 12 Already at -$0.1 level -$0.1
Stroll $4.8M -20, 11 Needs 18 to avoid -$0.2 -$0.2
Aston Martin $7.5M -4, -14 Needs 32 to avoid -$0.2 -$0.6

Key insight: The big 3 premium drivers (Russell, Norris, Verstappen) are ALL falling. If you're holding any of them, Barcelona is likely your last chance to sell before the drop. Meanwhile Antonelli and Hamilton are rising — the value gap is widening fast.

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NEWS THAT MATTERS

  • Verstappen getting a FRESH engine for Barcelona — Red Bull confirmed the Monaco PU was the oldest of the season (planned swap). Fresh power on a power-hungry track could mean a strong weekend, but it's a lot of money ($28.3M) for uncertain returns.
  • McLaren reliability concerns — Andrea Stella admitted being a Mercedes customer team is a disadvantage in 2026 for integration/reliability. Norris has 3 DNFs already. Risky at $26.2M.
  • Russell under pressure — David Coulthard says Russell "must beat Antonelli in Barcelona or the title is over." He's 68 pts behind his teammate after 6 rounds. The pace gap is real.

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u/ilovehotnoodles — 2 months ago
▲ 7 r/Zambia

Traffic jams in Lusaka are not for the feint hearted

i have been to over 5 sourthen african countries and omg bro traffic jams in lusaka are wayy over the top(premium tier) to the point that it doesn’t make sense, i’m literally typing this in a traffic jam to show how bad it is 💀 and this is the only thing that makes me rage at least thrice a week that people don’t talk about. what really is the problem is it overpopulation or the navigation system in lusaka is terrible? at this point we will be using helicopters very soon cause tjooo no ways haibo.

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u/ilovehotnoodles — 3 months ago
▲ 2 r/ios

Got free icloud + since 2024

This is very strange, l redeemed icloud plus once in my life and it was back in 2024 and l got charged once and l cancelled it but somehow l still have it for the past 2 years as you can see on the second photo there is no active subscription but l have icloud plus 200GB and l never pay for it.

This is crazyyy 💀

u/ilovehotnoodles — 3 months ago