u/incredibleinkpen

I'll be tuning in at kick-off though

Then I discovered my dislike for pheasant

And the exercise part isn't much better either

He was a horrible little bully, was Anthony

He told me to open high

To support the dying art of popcorn making

always wash your face if you've been lied to

"Is there anybody here we should know about?" he asked, rifle in hand.

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"Well, actually... now that you mention it, there is one man..." I said, pointing to the poster of Hitler on my wall.

I work in the porn industry.

And it's nothing to do with a car.

He said, "That is...my wife's bathwater."

I said, "You shouldn't ration her supply like that."

He went bright red and said, "It's...my wife's bathwater."

I said, "You shouldn't ration her supply like that."

It doesn't make you uneeq

He said, "Why would I go out looking for chickpeas when I've got lentils at home?"

Until the group stages are over.

Only after jumping in to save him, could I hear the muffled howls of his family trying to pull him under.

I pulled in next to him and said "Very smooth," as we quickly swapped the girl into my car.