u/jizzyjugsjohnson

The Script’s new release “The Crowd Was Singing Wonderwall” - a toe curling dirge which suggests that if Oasis are able to reform and perform a series of mediocre cash grab stadium shows then the singer and his ex should also be able to get back together - is so objectively awful that no serious artist would even contemplate releasing it - not even Ed Sheeran. I therefore conclude that the whole thing has been designed by the members of Blur, who are still bitter about the 90s rivalry, in order to scupper ticket sales for Oasis’s rumoured next round of dad rock manc twat concerts.

This has always troubled me

Hi! We are stuck in Bedford with a broken down Renault Koleos. Can anyone suggest a good local garage that knows their way around Renaults ? Many thanks!

In today’s schedule from 0400 - 1900 there is not a single “star” presenter fronting their own show. Every single person is a stand in. What a shambles.