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Kockturn Alley Feast! Are you coming? (Claims open!)

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

(Mods, I wasn't sure what to flare this as so I chose discussion, let me know if I need to change it! I also didn't see any specific rules against fest posts in the rules or the rules update thread so hopefully this is okay)

u/kjh- — 10 days ago

Kockturn Alley Feast! Are you coming? (Claims Open)

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

(Mods, I wasn't sure what to flare this as so I chose discussion, let me know if I need to change it! Also sorry if this gets put into the Mod Queue, it's because I have posted the same thing across multiple subreddits. I also didn't see any specific rules against fest posts in the wiki or rules.)

u/kjh- — 10 days ago

Kockturn Alley Feast! Claims are open!

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

(Sorry this went into the mod queue! I posted rapid fire across multiple HP fan fiction subs. FORGIVE ME!)

u/kjh- — 10 days ago

Kockturn Alley Feast! Are you coming?

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

u/kjh- — 10 days ago

Kockturn Alley Feast! Are you coming? (Claims open!)

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

u/kjh- — 10 days ago
▲ 27 r/SSHG

[Mod Approved] Kockturn Alley Feast! Are you coming? (Claims open!)

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

u/kjh- — 10 days ago
▲ 7 r/Snarry

Kockturn Alley Feast! Are you coming? (Claims open!)

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

u/kjh- — 10 days ago
▲ 35 r/drarry

Kockturn Alley Feast! Are you coming? (Claims open!)

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram. We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

I flared this thread as Drarry Fest but ALL pairings are welcome! No pairings are also welcome!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

u/kjh- — 10 days ago

Kockturn Alley Feast! Claims are open!

Kockturn Alley Feast

In honor of the Freudian slip which inspired this fest (one of our poor hosts accidentally typed Kockturn in their fic rather than Knockturn then later Feast instead of Fest), each entry must have at least one “Freudian slip."

What is a Freudian slip? Well, a Freudian slip is an unintentional error in speech, writing, or action where one’s private desires or sexual thoughts are revealed. This can be an author typo, such as writing Cockworth instead of Cokeworth. Or, a character in the fic can have a Freudian slip in their dialogue/actions, such as saying “I’d like to taste the newlyweds.” rather than “I’d like to toast the newlyweds.”

The claims have been open for more than a week now but we still have lot's of space left and lot's of time left to write!

You can look forward to posts on the main Discord's instagram (wror_festhub). We are just waiting for another fest to finish up their awards, etc. and then we will begin promotion there as well! But you do not have to be part of a specific Discord to come feast with us.

ALL pairings including no pairings are accepted!

Come join us in Kockturn Alley! Are you coming?

u/kjh- — 10 days ago
▲ 19 r/SSHG

[Mod Approved] Kockturn Alley Feast - a raunchy fest full of Freudian slips! -

Kockturn Alley Feast

We all know Knockturn Alley, home of dark wizards and less than reputable shops where you can buy illegal ingredients and banned potions… But have you ever walked down the red-hued cobblestones lining the way to Kockturn Alley, magical London’s very own red light district? Welcome to the path to perdition, the cradle of sin, a place so wild and so dark that no stand-up citizen dares to show their face in the open. And yet, rumour has it that Muggleborns and Purebloods mingle in its smoky, low-light rooms in abandon every night. So come on, join us… But beware, you might never want to leave…

Prompts are already revealed AND available to claim! All pairings are welcome!

Check it out on AO3 now!

Dates:

  • Jun 15: full announcement, prompts revealed AND released
  • Aug 3: fics due
  • Aug 17: authors/artists revealed, awards announced
u/kjh- — 21 days ago
▲ 16 r/tomarry

Kockturn Alley Feast - a raunchy fest full of Freudian slips! -

Kockturn Alley Feast

We all know Knockturn Alley, home of dark wizards and less than reputable shops where you can buy illegal ingredients and banned potions… But have you ever walked down the red-hued cobblestones lining the way to Kockturn Alley, magical London’s very own red light district? Welcome to the path to perdition, the cradle of sin, a place so wild and so dark that no stand-up citizen dares to show their face in the open. And yet, rumour has it that Muggleborns and Purebloods mingle in its smoky, low-light rooms in abandon every night. So come on, join us… But beware, you might never want to leave…

Prompts are already revealed AND available to claim! All pairings are welcome!

Check it out on AO3 now!

Dates:

  • Jun 15: full announcement, prompts revealed AND released
  • Aug 3: fics due
  • Aug 17: authors/artists revealed, awards announced

(Mods: I wasn't sure which flair would be best so I went with self-promo, hopefully that is okay?)

u/kjh- — 22 days ago

Kockturn Alley Feast - a raunchy fest full of Freudian slips! -

Kockturn Alley Feast

We all know Knockturn Alley, home of dark wizards and less than reputable shops where you can buy illegal ingredients and banned potions… But have you ever walked down the red-hued cobblestones lining the way to Kockturn Alley, magical London’s very own red light district? Welcome to the path to perdition, the cradle of sin, a place so wild and so dark that no stand-up citizen dares to show their face in the open. And yet, rumour has it that Muggleborns and Purebloods mingle in its smoky, low-light rooms in abandon every night. So come on, join us… But beware, you might never want to leave…

Prompts are already revealed AND available to claim! All pairings are welcome!

Check it out on AO3 now!

Dates:

  • Jun 15: full announcement, prompts revealed AND released
  • Aug 3: fics due
  • Aug 17: authors/artists revealed, awards announced
u/kjh- — 22 days ago
▲ 9 r/Snarry+1 crossposts

Kockturn Alley Feast - a raunchy fest full of Freudian slips -

Kockturn Alley Feast

We all know Knockturn Alley, home of dark wizards and less than reputable shops where you can buy illegal ingredients and banned potions… But have you ever walked down the red-hued cobblestones lining the way to Kockturn Alley, magical London’s very own red light district? Welcome to the path to perdition, the cradle of sin, a place so wild and so dark that no stand-up citizen dares to show their face in the open. And yet, rumour has it that Muggleborns and Purebloods mingle in its smoky, low-light rooms in abandon every night. So come on, join us… But beware, you might never want to leave…

Prompts are already revealed AND available to claim! All pairings are welcome!

Check it out on AO3 now!

Dates:

  • Jun 15: full announcement, prompts revealed AND released
  • Aug 3: fics due
  • Aug 17: authors/artists revealed, awards announced
u/kjh- — 21 days ago

Kockturn Alley Feast - a raunchy fest full of Freudian slips!

Kockturn Alley Feast

We all know Knockturn Alley, home of dark wizards and less than reputable shops where you can buy illegal ingredients and banned potions… But have you ever walked down the red-hued cobblestones lining the way to Kockturn Alley, magical London’s very own red light district? Welcome to the path to perdition, the cradle of sin, a place so wild and so dark that no stand-up citizen dares to show their face in the open. And yet, rumour has it that Muggleborns and Purebloods mingle in its smoky, low-light rooms in abandon every night. So come on, join us… But beware, you might never want to leave…

Prompts are already revealed AND available to claim! All pairings are welcome!

Check it out on AO3 now!

Dates:

  • Jun 15: full announcement, prompts revealed AND released
  • Aug 3: fics due
  • Aug 17: authors/artists revealed, awards announced
u/kjh- — 22 days ago