That it moment when you actually realised umetokwa
It was on a Monday 8AM 2023 early December apo Archives, was kinda newbie even though I've been to Nairobi for a few rounds. So this guys approaches me– "niaje? " said, "niko poa." "Unaeza Kua na dooh apo ivo uniokolee manze nibuy food sijakula kitu yoyote manze?" Me being the good person I told him "Sahu Sina cash so labda unipee namba then I'll send you something." Luckily he agreed. So I took my then phone akanisomea namba. So on the way, he was like "apo umeeka namba wrong. Nipee ni type poa." Tell me why my naive self I handover the phone to him ndio atype Io namba Poa. The moment the phone hot to his hand, that's when at that moment I knew I'm fucked up. 😂 So I then tried to quickly take it off his hand akasema - ngojaaa.. That's when I knew, hii imeenda. The good bit is that, it was a flip phone. So I held the screen Na yeye akashika keyboard. This guy had rough hands akanifinya Bana 😂😂 I had to let go. But now the phone Ilikua ishavunjika into two. At that very struggle moment, his accomplices showed up, I got surrounded. Nikaambiwa "unataka kudungwa kisu? Unataka kukufa?" So I let go. Just like that I no longer had a phone. So they went through the kencom road and crazy me decided to follow them because the thought of losing my only phone considering my smartphone Ilikua imevunjika screen and I hadn't repaired it cos I didn't have the money yet. So the thought of losing the phone— Nokia 2720, an SD card, renewing two simcards-200 and also fare ilikua kwa Mpesa 😱 , I just had to follow so that at least I can get the simcards back. So I saw them. I approached the guy, told him, "man Si unirudishie simcards tu we chukua the rest?" It actually worked. Instead of him giving me the simcards only, he gave the phone back. 😁 I actually had the audacity ya kumwambia asanti😂😅 but at least I had the phone back. The good bit is actually knew how to use the phone even without the screen. Whatever that followed is irrelevant but I managed to call the person I was to deliver my documents to and telling him the story, he gave me 500 to go back to juja😂😁 and that's my short Nairobi story.