▲ 9 r/nonsense
So, how y'all celebrating International Ash on a Honda Day?
u/nopressureoof — 4 days ago
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▲ 29 r/overheard
TW: Wholesome: "Thanks for the day, guys. I appreciate you."
- Bank employee leaving work
Other bank employees: We appreciate you too!
u/nopressureoof — 5 days ago
▲ 17 r/overheard
So I guess you just brought me here to be your little errand boy, huh?
Guy leaning into passenger door of car in strip mall parking lot
u/nopressureoof — 6 days ago
▲ 32 r/overheard
"Yeah, well, most chickens are crazy."
Hotel guest on phone while unloading the dryer
u/nopressureoof — 6 days ago
Font for this Hop Atomica sign?
Love this font, should be a simple one (Papyrus?)
u/nopressureoof — 7 days ago
▲ 10 r/nonsense
The Grand Alginot Alginate Alternative 50 mL Fast Set Non-Slumping 24/Pk Suggests the Following (Strongly)
Effective immediately:
Each unwed organelle must, with each puff of its fore leg, describe the most circuitous arc possible within its subliminal spatial limits.
Any questions on this urgent matter should be directed in a mellifluous tone of voice to the rat trap at the far east corner of Mercy hospital in Kensington Illinois. Emails, carrier pigeons, and messages and bottles will not receive a response.
u/nopressureoof — 15 days ago