"It's time for them bodies to be rolling out"

Repeated several times by a construction worker walking down the hallway of the hospital where I work.

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u/nopressureoof — 19 hours ago

Girl your slip is showing

If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, the windows are the coriander and the leaves are JUST GARNISH

u/nopressureoof — 5 days ago

Weird remedy

I do this every day and it really helps!

For background I have had RLS ever since I started antidepressants. It only bothered me occasionally until I had been doing ultrasound for about a year, at which point my symptoms suddenly became vicious and unbearable.

A coworker suggested a cervical spine adjustment from a chiropractor. I got it and it did NOTHING (possibly because my regular chiropractor pawned me off on his son, who is a bit of a nepo baby).

I youtubed exercises for the muscle and this has been incredibly helpful.

I also wear an armband for my probe cable, do yin yoga before bed, and take ropinerol, so it's definitely not a magic bullet. But it's a (100% free) piece of the puzzle which has made my nights into much less of a living hell.

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u/nopressureoof — 16 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/whatisit

Dry roasted peanut jar is... Inhabited

It's opened but doesn't expire until 2027. Lid might not be screwed on tightly enough but I promise I didn't spit in it.

Maybe some kind of insect built this?

u/nopressureoof — 1 month ago

Who's with me?

Thinking about opening a fairy godmother themed Orlando topless bar.

Going to call it Bibbity Bobbity Boobs.

u/nopressureoof — 2 months ago

What the absolute heck, mom

Noodle is not enjoying my assembly of the new record shelf. He feels that he has not been sufficiently played with before all this tomfoolery began.

u/nopressureoof — 2 months ago
▲ 1.3k r/Comebacks

My friend's extremely country mom, refusing to be ashamed of her accent

Customer at Greyhound station: 2 tickets to Washington DC.

Marco's mom: All right, 2 tickets to Warshington.

Customer: There ain't no "R" in Washington.

Marco's mom: There ain't no "R" in "fuck you," neither! This winder's closed! *Slams window*

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u/nopressureoof — 2 months ago

Leg tattoo touch up

I got this piece on my calf YEARS ago, as you can see by how badly it's faded!

At the time my RLS was not terrible, and I didn't consider it when I planned the tattoo.

During the tattooing I had to have the artist stop and let me shake my leg out every couple of minutes. (I overtipped to try and compensate for how much longer the work took. Luckily she was super nice, although a bit baffled because she's never heard of the condition).

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I really want to touch up but I dread the process. Has anyone had their leg tattooed with severe RLS? any advice? Or should I just not do it?

u/nopressureoof — 2 months ago
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Oops

So this chick let me have her cart and didn't want the quarter back. I didn't notice this till she was long gone.

u/nopressureoof — 2 months ago

Tiny web in tree bark gap!

[Jacksonville FL, US] no spider visualized, only the tiniest web! Maybe it's actually spider mites?

u/nopressureoof — 3 months ago
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[US] [LA] Coworker accused of being stinky

[US] [LA] I (55F) am an imaging tech at a hospital. My manager has some mean girl tendencies, and is supported by several of her mean girl minions.

I went to my manager and the assistant manager to complain after the minions' treatment of me became intolerable. To her credit, my manager did take me seriously, tell me that she had gotten complaints from others, and took the team leads aside to talk to them. And they have managed to treat me more civilly since then.

Not so for everyone on the team.

My coworker Olivia (26F) has been bullied relentlessly since she came back from maternity leave. Today the manager called her into the office for the second time to say that she received complaints that Olivia smells bad.

(She objectively does not.)

Today the manager gave her a can of body spray and said if her sensitive skin wouldn't tolerate that she needed to find something that would work for her.

Olivia has also been written up for absences because of her child being sick, and not allowed to make up time on other days (the way others are).

Olivia wants to go to HR. I feel like that is tricky. I suggested she first speak to the assistant manager, who is a genuinely kind person and also a mom and might be more sympathetic. She doesn't know the AM that well, and is afraid she would just repeat everything to the manager.

I sympathize, and I am truly angry on Olivia's behalf, but I think an HR case would be a disaster in this environment.

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u/nopressureoof — 3 months ago

TW: Wholesome: "Thanks for the day, guys. I appreciate you."

- Bank employee leaving work

Other bank employees: We appreciate you too!

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u/nopressureoof — 3 months ago

So I guess you just brought me here to be your little errand boy, huh?

Guy leaning into passenger door of car in strip mall parking lot

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u/nopressureoof — 3 months ago

The Grand Alginot Alginate Alternative 50 mL Fast Set Non-Slumping 24/Pk Suggests the Following (Strongly)

Effective immediately:

Each unwed organelle must, with each puff of its fore leg, describe the most circuitous arc possible within its subliminal spatial limits.

Any questions on this urgent matter should be directed in a mellifluous tone of voice to the rat trap at the far east corner of Mercy hospital in Kensington Illinois. Emails, carrier pigeons, and messages and bottles will not receive a response.

u/nopressureoof — 3 months ago