I Wanna Tell This Story Real Quick Bc It's Actually Unreal lol
I was in this band with a friend of a friend a few years ago and just saw him in person again, he played the bass guitar. We practiced our music in my basement and one day he farts and it's such a thick heavy fart that as I'm singing I start coughing bc of it. I had to open the door real quick and THANK GOD I was close to the door. It was hella annoying in the moment but I think of this story more often than I should.
Seeing him in person recently, I brought up the story at this party I saw him at and we all had a laugh. I asked him if he eats a lot of fiber, to which he replied "yes". Which yeah, that makes a lot of sense.. Fiber will do that to you. But still maybe the gnarliest fart I've experienced ever. Can't help but think it's badass (or should I say ratass lmao).