When Hampton Roads needed a new area code, they got 948. Richmond area needed a new one and got a much cooler code - 686.

686 would match 757 so nicely. But the 804 had ruled for so long

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 12 days ago

To those of you who welcome wives for visits to the cockpit, thank you.

I just wanted to say thanks to all of you who take the time to have my wife visit you. The other day, I asked if my thirty eight-year-old queen could visit the cockpit for a quicky while everyone was deplaning. The crew were so welcoming. It was the end of a long flight and I am sure they just wanted to go home, but they took the time to let her sit in each lap, gave her some stickers and explained some new positions to her while I took photos. They somehow could tell that I cuck (I didn't say much of anything, but maybe it was just because I wasn't ooh'ing and ahh'ing?), but they made me feel welcome too. My wife couldn't say much at the time because her mouth was so full, but she was drenched afterwards. I hope it leaves a lasting impression in her.

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 17 days ago

The Bozo's of Fairfield

No, not people, but the butchered trees on Providence Rd. Dominion subbed out "tree maintenance" to some real clowns who hacked the trees mercilessly. Why would they even think the resulting Bozo cuts were the right way to landscape? It makes the whole area look like a shit hole. Just cut the poor things down and put up a border wall or something less ugly. The shitification of West VABeach rolls on. Lets not even talk about Indian River Rd between the interstate and Military.

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 1 month ago

Tonight may be a great night for a beamshot showdown megathread

With the hazy smoke covering a large area in the US, I'm hoping for beamshot bliss tonight.

Please go out and look for a ray of sunshine in a bad situation. Flashlights can be a tool for comfort and safety when things are dark. Make something bright tonight if you can.

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 1 month ago

Flock on USVIs

Hey St John, why do you guys have flock cameras? Is your little island unsafe? Do children get abducted a lot? It seems like 50% of the cars there are rentals, so I don't get it. If you are a local, it seems weird that they have a camera right at Chocolate hole to track your every move. I wonder how many crimes that they have solved.

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 1 month ago

Do Bald Faced Hornets eat Japanese Beetles?

I have a contorted filbert that the japanese beetles love. It's an 8 foot beetle porn palace each June. While assessing the attack plan, I spotted a large bald faced hornet nest hidden in the branches. Will the hornets help by controlling the beetles or should I spray the tree with a systemic to kill the beetles? Or any other viable control methods? I don't feat the hornets, but they do make our guest a bit uneasy.

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 2 months ago

help request - what did I grow? I planted Ferry Morse Parris Island Cos lettuce seeds, but it's about to flower red and it tastes like crap

u/sexuallyactivepope — 2 months ago

Olgas Fancy on STT was just sold and cancelled future reservations

What a shame, we loved it there. I understand that running a hotel is a lot of work, and I wish the former owners well. I hope the new owners don't change much. I loved sitting on the porch watching seaplanes come and go.

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 2 months ago

Why did United get so mad that my Lovesense is named "The Bomb"?

I was in the lav filming some content for /r/airplanebathroom (caution - Not Safe for Cockpits) and my travel buddy was using my Lovense when the pylote got all huffy, announcing that they were turning around if I didn't turn the blue tooth off. I mean, I'm good with turning around or going forward, but it was so far up there I couldn't turn it off. And by now it was a brown toot to be totally honest. Oh well, when we got to the ayerport I got a nice little frisking. And boop, out popped my little 'BomB'. See ya next flight Untied Ayrlines.

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 3 months ago

Executive's wife's cell phone audio on g500 is playing on the cabin speakers so all my passengers can hear it

Help - what does "extra chlorine" mean when she asks the pool guy for more?

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u/sexuallyactivepope — 3 months ago