u/sulldanivan
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▲ 3 r/dadjokes
In ancient times there was a group of people who tied boats up to the docks and piers…
…The Moors.
u/sulldanivan — 4 days ago
▲ 4 r/Unclejokes
Have you seen the show about gay hockey player?
It gives new meaning to the term “Fist a Cuffs.”
u/sulldanivan — 7 days ago
▲ 104 r/dadjokes
Why do cannibals not eat guys who wear socks with sandals?
Bad taste.
u/sulldanivan — 12 days ago
▲ 0 r/Jokes
What do you call the French wearing sandals?
Frogs in clogs.
u/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 22 r/cleanjokes
What do you call a lazy marsupial?
A Didgeridon’t.
u/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 5 r/3amjokes
I was very nervous for the final test but I passed!
By “passed” I mean I shit myself.
u/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 119 r/dadjokes
The guy that invented pants?
He was a real slacker.
u/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 19 r/3amjokes
They weren’t trying to be funny when they named a planet Uranus…
..But the original name they suggested was Ur-momsanus.
u/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 28 r/3amjokes
Why did they send the rookie cop after the canibal that attacked the station?
Because he was the only cop that was still armed.
u/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 1 r/3amjokes
I was driving to yoga class when I hit and killed a pedestrian…
…The cops said my nickname in jail will be “Downward Facing Dog.”
u/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 19 r/oneliners
Always swallow an AirTag in case you loose your shit.
reddit.comu/sulldanivan — 14 days ago
▲ 38 r/Unclejokes
What does a pilot yell before shaving his girlfriend’s bush?
Foam the runway! Foam the runway!
u/sulldanivan — 17 days ago
▲ 0 r/3amjokes
They announced Arianna Grande’s next movie!
Eat, Pray, Vomit.
u/sulldanivan — 17 days ago
▲ 10 r/Unclejokes
What did the underwear say to the washing machine?
Gargle me, bitch!
u/sulldanivan — 17 days ago
▲ 67 r/Unclejokes
I went to a masturbation support meeting in the basement of a church. The janitor showed me in but there was no one else there. He asked if I wanted the lights dimmed and asked where everyone else was…
He said: “It’s a “self-help” group.
u/sulldanivan — 21 days ago
▲ 29 r/3amjokes
My cat has distain for me.
As in: “Hey, look at dis stain I made on your carpet.”
u/sulldanivan — 22 days ago