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Unfortunate we lost but a kind good gesture from the organisers to make this happen.

Parody of Little red corvette by Prince

I guess I should′ve known
By the way you blocked your goal sideways
That it would last
See, you′re the kinda person that believes in scoring' out once
Shoot 'em and score ′em fast

I guess I must be dumb
′Cause you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say, "What have I got to lose?"

And honey, I say
Little Red Rocket
Baby, you're much too faast (Oh, oh)
Little Red Rocket
You need a goal that′s gonna laaast...

I guess I should've closed my eyes
When you drove me to the place where your defence runs free
′Cause I felt a little ill when I saw all the goals
Of the strikers that were there before me

Believe it or not, I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough stars
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say: "Baaaby, have you got enough gas?"
Oh yeah

Little Red Rocket
Baby, you're much too faaast
Yes, you are
Little Red Rocket
You need to find a goal that′s gonna laaaast
Oh oh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh

A goal like yours
Oughta be in jail
'Cause it's on the verge of bein′ obscene
Now, move over, baby
Gimme the keys
I′m gonna try to tame your little red love machine

Little Red Rocket
Baby, you're much too faaast
Little Red Rocket
Need to find a goal that′s gonna laaast

Little Red Rocket (Ooh)
Honey, you got a goal down
(Got a goal down)
Little Red Rocket

'Cause if you don′t, you're gonna run your little red rocket
Right in the ground
(Little Red rocket)
Right down to the ground
(Honey, you got a goal down)

You, you, you got a goal down
(Little Red Rocket)
You′re movin' much too fast, too fast
Need to find a goal that's gonna last

Oh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Boy, you got a goal like I never seen

And the shot
I say, the shot is so smooth
You must be a rocket

Oh, baby, you′re much too fast
Little Red Rocket
You need a goal
You need a goal that′s, uh, that's gonna last
(Little Red Rocket)

Babe, you got a goal down
(You got a goal down)
Little Red Rocket
′Cause if you don't, ′cause if you don't

You′re gonna run a goal right into the ground
(Right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(Right into the ground)
Right into the ground
(Right into the ground)

(Little Red Rocket, oh)

Ooh ooh ooh whoo

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh