r/hamstercirclejerk

/uj sorry to those who commented on the other post the post couldn’t be exited and I couldn’t see the comments so new post wtf

this little idiot (rudy) was fighting other hamsters at the pet shop because he has the spirit of an angry dictator in him. he is very small but could unleash unknown horrors into this world.

Send me ur hampers and I'll draw them poorly on flipnote studio lol I'm so bored

this guy has a criminal record at the vets; red marked as a known biter. full of hatred and rage against the hand that feeds him.

Everyday I clean up this hamsturd’s wheel and every morning I wake up and it’s covered in more turds. This little poop machine pinches them off while running in his wheel and they rattle around while the centrifugal forces fling them out and onto the platform .

I had to make my own poop scoop and brush to clean it up. Revolting! 🤮

Credit to beetlemoses

He’s gonna be fine

I think

they left a lot of things blank on his summary sheet, so I filled them in for him.

He will spend the rest of eternity biting the fingers of Confederate soldiers.

I will miss him dearly. This is one of my favorite pictures of him gluttenously consuming an apple slice while I cleaned his tank. His second favorite snack after fingers.

i was holding her for NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES, letting my friends rub her butt and scratch behind her ears as she loves those 2 places being pet lol THEN SHE PEES ON ME!! A LOT TOO 🫪😂