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Loser got evicted

Neighbors didnt know hamsters were solitary and asked for some advice to help them get along. Next thing you know this little dork is living rent free in my fish room.

Its cute so I put away the blender.

I think it might be a male. Its got a triangle shaped butt (pre-BALLS).

u/OkOstrich120 — 15 hours ago
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Help- hamster looks like an imposter rat

I think it’s because she’s so chonky, but I’m pretty sure my hamster is actually a rat and don’t know what to do.

Should I get her some rat friends and a Critter Nation so she’s not lonely?

u/Successful-Shopping8 — 16 hours ago
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I just wanted to come on here and say rest in peace to my sweet bartholomew who made quite an appearance on this subreddit ❤️❤️

The sweetest and fattest little hamster 🐹 she will always be missed. Taken by an infection at only a year old :(

u/Pussyclart12 — 1 day ago
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Hamtato is too round, what do I do??

Sometimes I believe she’s a potato and need to show her a jacket potato to show what her fate might be!!!!!

u/JonJon7687 — 1 day ago
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Hamturd got wet. Hung him to dry. Stretched out. How to shrink back again??

Too big for his tank now. Do I get him wet again and dry in dryer on high? Help.

u/36monsters — 1 day ago
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Just a little side note, I love how lax this subreddit it.

Any mods that see this please don't change. Most subreddits would be full of power drunk assholes claiming most stuff here doesn't fit with the subreddit but here?

Rats? Go for it

Guinea pig? Sure why not

Weirdly rodent like pictures of other animals?

As long as it looks like it belongs with the hamsters it is one

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u/Unable_Victory5580 — 2 days ago
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There’s something weird about the hotato that I was going to cook!

It might be sapient. But I’m hungry! 😋 Anyone up for a delicious meal?

u/MisterPiggyWiggy — 2 days ago