I've spent almost an hour trying to get to this treasure

Evernight forest.

There's the giant wooden wheel that spins that you have to jump on top of and then jump back to the left to get on a swinging carrier. And then you have to make a super long jump to get to the treasure. Running quickly, double tapping the run button that is, jumping as far as I can jump and then doing my double jump at the last possible minute and the best I can do is get a face full of cliff.

I'd really hate it if somebody came back here and said that there's some kind of extra special jumping potion that I need to get before I can make this, but other than that is there any hints?

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u/2BallsInTheHole — 10 days ago

Is "full" an adverb now?

From ESPN:

"Baker Mayfield is full healthy, but something is not right."

I understand, albeit reluctantly, that the dictionary is a mutable entity, but I find it jarring when journalists adopt this type of phrasing. I don't believe this is a typo, either.

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u/2BallsInTheHole — 23 days ago

SLPT: When counterfeiting money, rip the bill in half before attempting to pass it. The clerk will spend much more time trying to make sure that the two halves match then trying to figure out if it's actually authentic.

u/2BallsInTheHole — 3 months ago
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Being completely desperate for intimacy, the beautiful woman flatly rejected my advances.

She obviously wanted nothing to do with my dangling participle.

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u/2BallsInTheHole — 3 months ago

Empty and clean a Windex bottle, then fill it with blue Gatorade. Empty and clean a jar of mayonnaise, fill it with tapioca pudding. Casually take a spoonful and a squirt when people walk by.

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u/2BallsInTheHole — 3 months ago

Haven't lived in NY since the 90s, just noticed the new Bill's stadium on the license plate. When did they add that?/s

u/2BallsInTheHole — 3 months ago
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My wife was taking forever getting ready for a company party, so I asked what's taking so long? She said she told all her new coworkers that she didn't have any zits, that she's never had any zits, that nobody in their entire family has ever had any zits.

I told her she seemed to be laying it on pretty thick.

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u/2BallsInTheHole — 3 months ago

My local Circle K, in Jacksonville Florida (Blanding/Wilson) is breaking the law.

Regarding the phasing out of pennies, **all** cash sales are being rounded **up** to the next nickel.

From the Florida Dept of Revenue itself, the policy is:

Cash Transactions: Rounding to the Nearest Nickel

Senate Bill 1074, signed into law by Governor Ron DeSantis on May 11, 2026, allows

businesses to round in-person cash transactions to the nearest nickel, as the penny is no

longer in production. The United States Treasury ended production of the penny in November

Rounding Method

In-person cash transactions may be rounded to the nearest nickel using the method provided

below. The combined state sales tax and discretionary sales surtax (sales tax) must still be

calculated pursuant to current law prior to applying the rounding method.

If the final digit of a cash transaction (total sales price plus sales tax) ends in:

• 1 or 2 cents – round down to zero

Example: $10.51 → round down to $10.50

• 3 or 4 cents – round up to 5 cents

Example: $10.53 → round up to $10.55

• 6 or 7 cents – round down to 5 cents

Example: $10.56 → round down to $10.55

• 8 or 9 cents – round up to 10 cents

Example: $10.58 → round up to $10.60

• 0 or 5 cents – do not round

Example: $10.50 → do not round

https://floridarevenue.com/taxes/tips/Documents/TIP\_26A01-03.pdf?hl=en-US#:\~:text=Senate%20Bill%201074%2C%20signed%20into%20law%20by,production%20of%20the%20penny%20in%20November%202025.

Not many people use cash, but there are a bunch of us. Usually people who aren't well off. But Circle K, the huge corporation, is simply, illegally, taking money away from poor people.

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u/2BallsInTheHole — 3 months ago

I always get frustrated when I hearpeople saying things like, "I need to try and speak better." Isn't it supposed to be "try TO speak better?" Maybe both are acceptable?

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u/2BallsInTheHole — 3 months ago