
u/Alert-Ability-1883

We don't get to choose the things that make us feel whole.
A shitty rip is better than taking a bath with a toaster
I forgot I didn't have any spaghetti, so I used French fries.
First time having the Mac and Cheese
I was a strict KFC guy until recently after some shitty experiences. So I tried Popeyes and love the chicken sandwiches and the spicy chicken. Not a fan of the mashed potatoes and gravy, but the Mac and cheese. Amazing. Was not expecting that.
Anybody else find soda out of a can the best?
There's just something about an ice cold can that hits differently
Which one you choosing?
Plot twist, they're both for me
I caught my finger in the door of a porta potty
It was a real shitty situation
And I thought true love didn't exist
When it's done right, there is no better burger
I've never hit a Downtown....
And still haven't. Nothing like a nice kick in the balls to start the week.
How do you eat Chinese takeout?
Right out of the box or put it on a plate?
Sorry can't go out tonight, I already got big plans.
Going to Target is like going to the club for me at this point in my life. And my Target is late on their late stock, this and a couple of tipped over picked through Series 2 boxes of value packs was all they had left.