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A man was walking down the street and saw a rusty old lamp

he picked it up and rubbed it with his sleeves and a genie appeared.

"I can only grant you only ONE wish, so choose wisely"

The man started thinking, he thought he should wish to be a wealthy businessman, but that's too much work after you have to start looking after the business as well. He thought about becoming the king, but that's often too risky.

In the end he realized that the MOST power lies with the genie himself. So he made up his mind and said:

"I wish I were you."

The genie snapped his fingers and said,

"Well that's a strange thung to wush but your wush us my command."

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u/ArthurGallow — 21 days ago
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island

and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”

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u/ArthurGallow — 22 days ago
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The bird has been doing this for days at my work

What is wrong with it? The bird is back everyday pecking the window. The bird switches between different windows as well.

u/ArthurGallow — 1 month ago
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Eye ka diagram aat he kya. Aata he to simple diagram bhejdo plej

u/ArthurGallow — 2 months ago

Best woodex ebonite pen

I am going to buy a woodex fountain pen.

My budget is under 2k

From your experience, which ebonite pen from them have you enjoyed the most? Thanks

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u/ArthurGallow — 3 months ago
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https://preview.redd.it/w1u9u4kqdbzg1.png?width=311&format=png&auto=webp&s=4100eabecd60c235524f020fbdc0e4c6736f5ba9

This was the first UT. My math has never been great and today's paper was absolutely terrible. It consisted of the first three chapters, and I am expecting a single digit score out of 20, which is quite a new event for me.

I guess I can still improve in the summers and am not completely screwed for the board examinations. I'd just like to receive some advice from anyone who has been in a similar situation.

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u/ArthurGallow — 4 months ago