u/Bacchus_71

13u all day, bracket play leading to championship game. I've been keeping them on time, but only with some luck.

So I've got the home team needing 1 fucking run to mercy the other team in the 4th inning. I calculated the the home team scoring 1 run here will give me a break of 1 hour and 10 minutes. Fucking sweet.

Leadoff hitter bashes the shit out of the ball over the left fielder's head. I can taste the beef jerky sitting in my car. He rounds second, he's going to coast in for a stand up triple with no outs. I can taste the cold Diet Dr. Pepper in my cooler. We are easily going to plate this run, by hook or by crook.

3rd base coach sends him.

He is thrown out by forty goddamned feet. One out. They fail to score a run. Game goes the full 7 because a shit for brains coach fucking sent a sure winning run in the fiery pits of hell.