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u/CarefulAlternative

▲ 15 r/SCJerk

"So I saw Dwayne and John getting super into it in the elevator, and I said "Please, have some manners." And it hit Rock Bottom from there, after it had already hit rock bottom. If you catch my drift. Homosexuality, folks!"

u/CarefulAlternative — 5 hours ago
▲ 223 r/SCJerk

I'm sick of the same few faces ending the show. Push new talent. Wait wtf they're ACTUALLY gonna headline SNME with Penta and Ethan Page? LOL the Fed has no star power.

u/CarefulAlternative — 1 day ago
▲ 44 r/SCJerk

I was on the phone with IT support about a problem with the computer I share with my girlfriend(who looks like Paige). I was told I had to turn it off and on again. I did so, and everything worked. Much like AEW every single week, that was the reset we needed.

u/CarefulAlternative — 3 days ago
▲ 18 r/SCJerk

Former Fed shill here. The only ethical billionaire Tony Kane... I mean Khan... generously paid for me to have Fed brainwashing removed from my mind, so I Speak, See, and Hear No Evil. But I Kane't put my finger on why May 19th still means something to me...

u/CarefulAlternative — 3 days ago
▲ 55 r/SCJerk

Father of a young fan. Can I get my money back for the SNME card, even though every single bit of advertisement always says "card subject to change?"

u/CarefulAlternative — 3 days ago
▲ 96 r/SCJerk

Hey everyone, Uncle Cope here. We here at AEW want to remind you that Darby's title reign isn't JUST a success because of Meltzer's star ratings. No, more than that it's just... did you sign the check, Tony...? FUN.

u/CarefulAlternative — 7 days ago
▲ 126 r/SCJerk

okay i made a bot thats scans the basement and blocks people who speak negatively about me or my fellow goofs. its on a strike system and you can get strikes removed so if you ever randomly get blocked by me, just post like 3 positive things about the Fed or Fatal Influence and it should go away

u/CarefulAlternative — 7 days ago
▲ 55 r/SCJerk

Really disappointed to see Jey Uso's comments about Abraham Lincoln without acknowledging his former tag team partner's civil rights efforts too.

u/CarefulAlternative — 7 days ago