I’ve got a big dick. It’s huge. Rawrrrr. Down there. It’s scary. That’s why I was walking funny earlier. It’s because it hurts to walk. My thighs just smash it and it’s very painful.

u/Constant_Mention_488 — 10 hours ago
▲ 256 r/hygiene

How often are people truthfully showering?

When I tell people that I do an “everything shower” daily they look at me like I’m crazy to wash my hair and do all that stuff every day. So I’m wondering if I really am the odd one out and if it’s more common to shower less often.

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u/Constant_Mention_488 — 10 hours ago

Jillian: What’s even weirder is that he has his webcam on and he looks just like your friend from the other day. EVEN WEIRDER, you guys are standing right behind him!

▲ 823 r/AskReddit

What do you think about Bernie Sanders taxing America's billionaires 5% per year to use that $4+ trillion to send every family a $12,000 check, raise teacher pay, and expand Medicare?

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u/Constant_Mention_488 — 4 days ago
▲ 3.3k r/AdamMockler+1 crossposts

What do we think about the 927-page filing showing Trump took in about $1.2 billion from crypto businesses last year?

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u/CarNo8607 — 4 days ago

It was May 29, 2001. At VH1’s Storytellers. The artist was Natalie Imbruglia. And she was singing her song, “Torn.”

u/Constant_Mention_488 — 5 days ago

What is your favorite Pam quote - if you had to choose just ONE!

I know this may be an impossible task since she has so many amazing quotes. The one that always seems to get me is from S4, E2 "The Wind Cries Mary" where she says: "So why are these damn peer reviews so hard?! Only like ten people work in the whole goddamn chickenshit outfit." *Mic Drop*

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u/Constant_Mention_488 — 8 days ago
▲ 125 r/ArcherFX

What do you consider as the all-time best/funniest episode of Archer?

One of my favorites is Season 4, Episode 11: The Papal Chase. All of the "HAAAAAA!!!" scenes get me every time.

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u/Constant_Mention_488 — 9 days ago