u/Deep_Head4645

17m Im a femboy and I recently got my own credit card with allowance money (meaning i can order in privacy). I took the opportunity to order a bunch of feminine clothing from Amazon (skirt, women shorts, thigh-highs, and cat ears but thats irrelevant) when I ordered it I knew I was taking a big risk because its gonna be on my name and if anyone picks it up before me and opens it (because fuck my privacy) im cooked. I thought i would just wait and pick it up discreetly when it reaches my home or just say its a package my sister ordered (she orders alot) but LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY PLAN WENT WRONG

Approximately during the time the delivery guy was gonna arrive my friends thought it was the PERFECT time to come to my house and drag me out of bed and into some stroll or something (It was spontaneous, they just got into my house and got me up and going, I live extremely close to school so they can just do that). Knowing i definitely dont want them in my house when the delivery guy arrives I just agreed to go out with them, and when I came back I saw a message saying that my package was delivered but I didn’t see it outside the door. So I entered my house and it was on a table and my mom asked me if I ordered anything. I was extremely fucking stressed and I tried to play it off and I said it was probably my sister’s package but then she said she read it and it says its for me. She then asked me to open it and see what I got, I tried to act like I didn’t hear her and I just said “i’ll just put it in the elevator until my sister picks it up” but then she called my sister and asked if she was expecting a package. My sister said “maybe” but then my mom asked why it has my name on it so my sister said “Maybe its his and he ordered something sexual and he doesn’t want you to know? Why do you insist on opening it? Let him have privacy” (THANK YOU SISTER OMG), but my mom insisted it was her house and that its mine and that I open it (i dont think she was expecting anything sexual tbh). After she said it for like the 5th time I conceded and was gonna open the package (thigh-highs inside) and I was gonna act surprised that I got something so feminine and that maybe its a mistake
I opened it and pulled out the thigh-highs in a small vacuum bag, and my mom said “Oh these are just socks? What was all the drama about” (the thigh-highs were densely packed and not spread out so they seemed like normal socks), I went along with it and said “oh maybe because im subscribed to amazon they sent me free socks as a gift!” And then I just took it to my room and it was all over

BUT I HAVE LITERALLY A SKIRT AND SHORT SHORTS AND CATTAIL AND CAT EARS AND ARMWARMERS AND LITERALLY FISHNET STOCKINGS ARRIVING IN A FEW DAYS AND I DONT KNOW HOW IM SUPPOSED TO GET IT WITHOUT MY MOM NOTICING

CLEARLY SHE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY PRIVACY (and if I suddenly have a talk with her about my privacy it’ll ABSOLUTELY raise questions if she sees me with a bunch of packages a few days later) what do I do??

TLDR: my mom caught me ordering femboy stuff but she thought it was something else, but now there are gonna be a bunch of stuff that’ll arrive in my home in a few days that I CANT deny are feminine, and I dont know what to do help 😭

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