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The way the sunlight refracts through the petals of this flower make it appear as if it was painted in iridescent glitter

u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 1 month ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Edit: it's a copypasta you fucking casuals

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 2 months ago

Part of the ship, Part of the crew

Look, we can squabble amongst each other as family but as soon as our neighbour tries to get involved it's time to remind him to mind his own fucking business.

u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 2 months ago

There's been too many young adults posting normal pictures of themselves being normal kids, so here's my treasure trove of 2006-2010 emo/weeaboo photos, my 2010s fetish/cybergoth phase, and of course, me now :) Enjoy!

I had to cut down the amount of photos I wanted to share because there are just faaaaaaar too many, but here's what I consider to be the best ones.

I was a chubby emo/weeb living in Canada with no access to Hot Topic (didn't come here until 2015) so I had to thrift and DIY literally everything I wore. My black nails are sharpie with clear nail polish over top, and yes, I did draw lip piercings on with eyeliner until I got them pierced for real at 16 (and I still have them to this day baybeee).

Enjoy having a good trip down memory lane with me while we laugh together at my adorable, blunderful teenaged and 20-ish year old self <3

u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 2 months ago

THC Cart disposal

Hi guys, does anyone know where I can take my used 510 carts and disposable THC carts to properly recycle them? I don't want to throw them in the trash, especially the ones with the batteries in them. I don't have too many, but enough that it's time to figure out what to do with them.

Thanks in advance!

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 2 months ago
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Little Cates Park last night 🌅

Taken with my Pixel 7.. I bumped the colour up to match what it looked like irl as my phone can't capture the colours properly.

u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 2 months ago

ISO - Nikon D90 Battery Charger

Hi everyone.. I recently got back into doing photoshoots again and a friend of mine asked me to take some photos on Saturday.

I went to go check my camera bag and my charger for my batteries is somehow missing, probably from when I last moved.

I was wondering if anyone here might have one laying around that they won't mind selling to me? I see them listed on Amazon for around $20 but nothing will deliver before the weekend unfortunately.

I know it's an older camera and the chances are super low, but I wanted to try anyway. Thank you!

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 3 months ago

leave me to slumber 😡

my "sweet" old lady this morning after smothering her in smooches

look, if you're gonna wake me up at the crack of 4:30am by stepping all over my boobs, you're gonna get as many head kisses as I deem necessary

u/DickInYourCobbSalad — 5 months ago