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Two Stanley Cup Final losses, Silver Medal, First-round exit, And now Mike Babcock wants to do team-building

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 2 months ago
▲ 69 r/NHLcirclejerk

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨”Insider sources confirm Melanie Bedard has signed a 4-year deal with Edmonton after being direct drafted for her ability to solo the newly proposed Tkachuk–Bennett–Tkachuk line”

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 2 months ago
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Rookie on my First play through of the game. I have no idea what I’m doing but man is it fun to figure it out. I present my mess!

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 2 months ago
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 “Edmonton Coping Agency spokesperson Bob Stauffer confirms McDavid remains committed to the city’s long-term moral victory program, assures citizens that Connor McDavid voluntarily prefers loyalty to Stanley Cups.”

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 2 months ago
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To my fellow Caps fans rooting for the Carolina…

Y’all are fucking high, have some self respect. You look ridiculous in that cuck chair. Clean yourself up, the uber will be here in 6 minutes to take you home.

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u/Eli_Yitzrak — 3 months ago
▲ 5 r/NHLcirclejerk

So we’re just pretending this is normal???

The best player on earth Connor McDavid “can’t win” because the Edmonton Oilers are down 3-1 to the Anaheim Ducks???

Yeah okay

That’s statistically impossible. I don’t need to show the math—the math knows. You don’t go from breaking the sport all season to “missing” every postseason. That’s not a slump, that’s a SETUP.

And it happens EVERY year???

Same story, same narrative???

No one actually believes this is natural. Nobody.

You’re telling me the most dominant player alive just conveniently “can’t show up” every playoffs? Nah. That’s manufactured.

Oilers in 7

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 4 months ago