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The current year is 2026. I am 44 years old. While brushing my teeth this morning I considered this fish and turned off the sink. That is all. Carry on
▲ 995 r/Millennials

The current year is 2026. I am 44 years old. While brushing my teeth this morning I considered this fish and turned off the sink. That is all. Carry on

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 11 days ago
▲ 54 r/NHLcirclejerk

🚨BREAKING UPDATE🚨 Panthers confirm the worst: team plane seating assignments are permanent, Barkov stuck between Matthew and Brady Tkachuk

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 12 days ago
▲ 13 r/NHLcirclejerk

“I DON’T THINK THIS ONE WAS VERY PRETTY.” After reviewing individual players’ phones post-practice, Babcock singled out a recent video of McDavid in front of a green screen, citing the captain’s lack of focus. He rejected a reporter’s “speed bump” analogy.

Analysts are studying the footage for clues to McDavid’s plans this season.

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 17 days ago
▲ 170 r/NHLcirclejerk

This is a catastrophe. PWHL players keep getting engaged to each other. At this rate, none of us are going to date one. I thought the league was bringing more hot women into hockey, so why do they get first pick? I’ve been commenting “respectfully” on their posts for months. What more do they want?

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 18 days ago
▲ 84 r/NHLcirclejerk

Guys, does anyone here know how AI works? Like, hypothetically, if someone wanted to make this picture of Pastrňák shirtless as a joke for a friend, is that a thing computers can do now? And if so, where would someone do that? I’m asking because my friend doesn’t know much about computers.

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 18 days ago
▲ 80 r/hockeymemes

Ted Leonsis was unanimously elected by the NHL Board of Governors. So this is how hockey dies… with thunderous applause.

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 22 days ago
▲ 156 r/NHLcirclejerk

SORRY GUYS, MY WIFE CAUGHT ME UPVOTING SOPHIE LUNDIN POSTS BECAUSE I THINK SHE’S A GREAT HOCKEY PLAYER. NOW MY WIFE SAYS THE MODS HAVE TO MAKE THE SUB NSFW. PLEASE MODS SAVE MY MARRIAGE

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 1 month ago
▲ 98 r/NHLcirclejerk

Outjerked by the Canadian PM: Officially Adopts “Last Leafs Winning Streak” as a Unit of Time

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 1 month ago
▲ 43 r/StarWarsCirclejerk

George RR Martin really did a great job of explaining how Vader would never allow it. Big props to HBO for keeping it canon.

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 2 months ago
▲ 665 r/hockeymemes

Two Stanley Cup Final losses, Silver Medal, First-round exit, And now Mike Babcock wants to do team-building

u/Eli_Yitzrak — 4 months ago