u/Expert-Pomegranate-8

Thousand years of miasma has rendered this plane invisible and ignored by the gods. Warlord Andamas is coming to Berad and festivities have begun. The poor are being worked to the bone and the city watch is having its hands full to the brim with criminals, pickpockets and as usual, MONSTERS! Join a group of jovial hunters and empty out the quest board just in time for a merry WELCOMING of the warlord. Drink, eat and make love, for it might be the last time to ever do so. Dark forces that have festered around Berad are crawling in, and adventurer! Will you save them?

That is the pitch for the world, and I will accept any character as long as it is below 2nd level. Battles will be run on owl bear rodeo or theater of the mind. Video ON please. I cant speak to blank screens, its the most boring sh*t imaginable. Decent, working mics if possible. Session 0 will be to test things and figure out how things work, in general. Character sheets, More setting info, backstory prep, a short battle thing etc.

The tone is what the table agrees it is.

RULES:

1. If you dont have a backstory, I wont hesitate to kill you. GIVE ME A REASON TO SEE YOU LIVE.
2. If you roll a roll and succeed, I want you to describe how you succeed.
3. I will never insta-kill you or softblock you in the game. There's always thirty different ways to get what you want and if you are smart, its even easier.
4. When you are a smart ass and do something that impresses me, take a inspiration.
5. Inform me 12 hours in advance if you cannot attend so i can modify things.

Alright, please post your discord username, timezone, character details, race, inspiration, personality and ill contact you on Sunday. .

*Thousand years of miasma has rendered this plane invisible and ignored by the gods. Warlord Andamas is coming to Berad and festivities have begun. The poor are being worked to the bone and the city watch is having its hands full to the brim with criminals, pickpockets and as usual, MONSTERS! Join a group of jovial hunters and empty out the quest board just in time for a merry WELCOMING of the warlord. Drink, eat and do good, for it might be the last time to ever do so. Dark forces that have festered around Berad are crawling in, and adventurer! Will you save them?*

That is the pitch for the world, and I will accept any character as long as it is below 2nd level. Battles will be run on owl bear rodeo or theater of the mind. Video ON please. I cant speak to blank screens, its the most boring sh*t imaginable. Decent, working mics if possible. Session 0 will be to test things and figure out how things work, in general. Character sheets, More setting info, backstory prep, a short battle thing etc.

The tone is what the table agrees it is.

RULES:

If you dont have a backstory, I wont hesitate to kill you. GIVE ME A REASON TO SEE YOU LIVE.

If you roll a roll and succeed, I want you to describe how you succeed.

I will never insta-kill you or softblock you in the game. There's always thirty different ways to get what you want and if you are smart, its even easier.

When you are a smart ass and do something that impresses me, take a inspiration.

Inform me 12 hours in advance if you cannot attend so i can modify things.

Alright, please post your discord username, timezone, character details, race, inspiration, personality and ill contact you on Sunday.

Thousand years of miasma has rendered this plane invisible and ignored by the gods. Warlord Andamas is coming to Berad and festivities have begun. The poor are being worked to the bone and the city watch is having its hands full to the brim with criminals, pickpockets and as usual, MONSTERS! Join a group of jovial hunters and empty out the quest board just in time for a merry WELCOMING of the warlord. Drink, eat and make love, for it might be the last time to ever do so. Dark forces that have festered around Berad are crawling in, and adventurer! Will you save them?

That is the pitch for the world, and I will accept any character as long as it is below 2nd level. Battles will be run on owl bear rodeo or theater of the mind. Video ON please. I cant speak to blank screens, its the most boring sh*t imaginable. Decent, working mics if possible. Session 0 will be to test things and figure out how things work, in general. Character sheets, More setting info, backstory prep, a short battle thing etc.

The tone is what the table agrees it is.

RULES:

1. If you dont have a backstory, I wont hesitate to kill you. GIVE ME A REASON TO SEE YOU LIVE.
2. If you roll a roll and succeed, I want you to describe how you succeed.
3. I will never insta-kill you or softblock you in the game. There's always thirty different ways to get what you want and if you are smart, its even easier.
4. When you are a smart ass and do something that impresses me, take a inspiration.
5. Inform me 12 hours in advance if you cannot attend so i can modify things.

Alright, please post your discord username, timezone, character details, race, inspiration, personality and ill contact you on Sunday.

As the general anesthesia kicked in, i heard an unfamiliar voice say "She'll never know, right?"

The words reverberated in my brain as I lay in the hospital bed, waiting for my inexorable end at the age of 22.

It was empty.

My fingers are turning into charcoal, I'm sure of it.

Them never finding my bone cancer diagnosis.