u/GabagoolAndGasoline

Time is short and I'll be brief, Martian Defense Minister Korshunov suffered a fatal heart attack this evening. Simultaneously, the MCRN Karakum, dispatched by Korshunov to take delivery of your Protomolecule technology was destroyed over Ganymede. And I gave the order. And I can give the same order, to end your life as you breathe at the same coordinates i'm sending this message. Well to keep that in mind, Monsieur Mao, there were two men in the entire universe that could protect your Protomolecule project, and now Korshunov is dead, I can assure you, I am the only friend you have left, and do not test my resolve on this. Chrisjen, if you're listening, you taught me, you drilled it into my head, that Earth must come first. And now you've thrown me to the wolves for fulfilling my sacred oath, while you grovel at the foot of Mars, and Jules-Pierre Mao. And that, is the real betrayal here. So Jules, you'll clean up the mess you made for me, you will return to Earth, alone. You will await my instructions, and you will get the FUCK back to work.

>isn't brief at all
>elaborates
>goes on some more
>really doesn't understand the concept of "breif"

Is he stupid?

Fucking hate it when mfs are “that’s the senior discount right” bro it’s 25 cents. They get so offended too if you don’t apply it automatically. I’ve been yelled at multiple times by customers for it. Dude we aren’t allowed to ask, you have to tell us before we finish the transaction.