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▲ 201 r/The10thDentist

15 minutes in the bathroom MAX if you’re healthy

the only people who should be allowed to spend over 30 minutes in the bathroom are people who are SHITTING OR PUKING! do your 2 hour long hair and makeup routine in the mirror in your ROOM.

I admit, I sometimes take forty five minute shits because I have to stretch in between due to constipation. YOU take hours in the bathroom doing FUCK ALL! we are NOT THE SAME

dont be wasting water on hour-showers. GET OFF OF YOUR FUCKING PHONE AFTER YOUVE BEEN ON THE TOILET FOR 45 MINUTES AND WIPE YOUR ASS BEFORE YOU GET HEMMORHOIDS.

edit: “hAvE u tRiEd VeGetAbLeS?” u guys need to try brain cells

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u/GhirahimJohnson — 3 days ago
▲ 67 r/transgendercirclejerk

GENDER AFFIRMING PISS

haha i love peepeeing on the outside of the toilet bc its a male-coded-exclusive alpha behavioure

my other femoid i mean trans man roommates get mad when i drizzle the bowl with an orange spray of piss bc i am a male and dont drink woman shit like water i only drink black coffee and beer and dark liquor and also urine bc its sterile and recylcing ur alpha nutrients and lifeblood
they dont stand to piss and some of them didnt even get urethral lengthening phalloplasty ugh transtrender much?

but anyway theyre saying i cant mark my territory lmao um just say ur a woman and cant handle the natural musk scent marker of a chadsigmoidalpha high value male

anyway AITA

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u/GhirahimJohnson — 6 days ago
▲ 36 r/DrakeTheType

Drake the Type of Litigation Lester…

listen i know it’s been two seconds since the white house twitter used his album art but like im genuinely wondering if he will give a shit out of his own morality or because he would look bad to the people and bots on twitter if he didnt

u/GhirahimJohnson — 7 days ago
▲ 147 r/transgendercirclejerk

THE UNKNOWN DANGERS OF TESTOSTERONE

people should never take testosterone without seeking a doctor to make them wait five years first… dont they know the DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECTS??

if u take testosterone it could make you grow MORE BODY HAIR or even hair ON YOUR FACE!! it can even make your HAIRLINE RECEDE!!!

It can even help you build muscle when you exercise and can even STOP YOUR PERIOD!!!

It will make you HUNGRY AND SWEATY AND DISGUSTING!!! OR MAKE YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX… BUT AS A MALE!!!

No female woman girl should EVER have a drop of testosterone in their body or they WILL DIE

wait… you WANT all that stuff to happen to you??? um… ew… but you’re a girl lol… so weird… if u do that i won’t want to have sex with you anymore and after all that is the most important metric with which i judge peoples’ value as a human.

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u/GhirahimJohnson — 8 days ago
▲ 30 r/DrakeTheType

Drake the type of Nefarious NickCannon to think getting women pregnant is an achievement

Drake the type of Misogynistic Milton to disregard a woman’s humanity and the teamwork of navigating pregnancy and childcare by expressing his desire to fertilize 12 different zygotes and raise ZERO unless explicitly forced to - and also to be upset that Rihanna didn’t pick him to be her philandering sperm donor and instead picked a man to father her kids

u/GhirahimJohnson — 8 days ago
▲ 74 r/transgendercirclejerk

im a white trans women but im not ignorant!

anyway this south asian character is definitely white like me. i know her name is priyanka singh but shes not dark mud poop brown so that means shes white because all brown peoples look the same duh…

/uj saw a white trans woman say that a character from avatar was white because she wasnt brown skinned 🥀💀

eta: lol

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u/GhirahimJohnson — 12 days ago