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It was a terrifying few minutes being the lone survivor and surrounded by NVA, who had seen the chopper going down.

As you’re all probably aware, it’s next to impossible to get a girlfriend in the modern age. Women these days only date the top 20% of men while the rest of us are doomed to be alone. It seems like the only thing that can get you a girlfriend is good looks and the only way to have good looks that matter is through good genetics…

Luckily, GTA 6 puts us in the shoes of a chad like Jason Duval so we can get to experience what it’s like to have a girlfriend, go on dates and engage in intimate activities. It’s the game we need most for our generation.

Earlier these guys saved me and got me to a medic. When I heard one screaming I knew I had to repay the favor. We had been steamrolling the NVA, until the last point, when it became an all out rock fight. I started dragging my newfound buddy, screaming for a medic. We spotted Paulie Walnuts by the waters edge and I started frantically dragging him towards Paulie. Paulie didn’t have a mic and refused to treat our guy, so he was executed.

I really wish the screen recording captured my side of the convo. I was screaming my head off for a medic and trying to comfort this dude, telling him I’d get him home. When he died in my arms I fucking screamed, let out a battle call and charged an NVA position in anger, swearing revenge. I was promptly shot in the head…

Yesterday I posted that I recruited a 5* WR that was missing a head. Still missing a head in every single tab (depth chart, national signing day, redshirt, etc) but he had a face in a game.

And he’s an elite dev.

He’s missing his head in every single recruiting screen (prospect board and top classes ranking).

I’m so close to crashing out. My buddy in NC sent me a package of childhood mementos and some shirts from the town we grew up in. I figured being close to Orlando, my package would arrive pretty quickly as we have a big distribution hub. USPS usually does right by me. The tracker went dark for two days. When I finally got an update, I learned the package had been sent to Lexington, KY. When it finally updated after 12 hours and I saw it departing Kentucky, I figured it was on a truck heading south.

Instead I got an alert that my package made it to Cincinnati, 900+ miles from its destination in central Florida. Since then Cincy update my tracker has gone dark. I wouldn’t be surprised if this damn package is on the west coast now. When I called USPS customer service and battled through the phone tree, the agent at the other end of the line seriously told me the package was scheduled to arrive tonight, right after acknowledging its in Ohio, I’m in Florida, and it’s being sent via truck…

The agent told me they couldn’t even investigate or flag the package until Monday. I’m so annoyed. The worst part is I have a raging case of the flu, so I
was really looking forward to getting my childhood momentous and some stuff from my childhood hometown.

Edited for spelling, the flu and brain fog ain’t no joke.

Maybe Jamie is the real one shot kid…

I shot the guy attacking Swanson in the shoulder to stop the attack, then stabbed him. The witness spotted me and took off running. This dude is way faster than he looks.

I finally decided to shoot him in the back and this dude just ate the bullet. When I slowed the video down, blood can be seen coming out of his head. I know my shot landed. He wasn’t wearing a hat, so I didn’t catch him high.

Can NPCs survive headshots occasionally? It’s been a long time since I played.

I haven’t played in about 4-5 years, I originally played and completed the game at launch. With GTA VI coming out in got the itch to hop back into Red Dead. While I remember the story, it’s like experiencing it for the first time again, as I’ve forgotten a lot of the small details (story wise and gameplay wise). This save is about four years old.

I loaded into camp at night. I immediately went to my bed to try and sleep, but couldn’t. I had forgotten all about the letter from Mary/being forced into Money Lending. I was getting frustrated that my bed was block and hit interact with the stupid letter. The second the cut scene started, my heart sank, knowing what was coming.

It’s amazing how this story can pull you in and tap in to your emotions. I’m so immersed in the story again. Any tips for a returning cowpoke?

I currently have three saves going. I have my main. A secondary save where I’m just playing the story missions and a few stranger missions, without exploring beyond hunting and gang survival, to experience the timeline chronologically. Finally a save where I can just go on a rampage and have it not matter at all.

Also I marked this as a spoiler just because it shows screenshots of an important mission. I don’t think it’s a spoiler, but just erring on the side of caution.