u/Greedy-Grapefruit219

I wann watch the hadestown proshot with my mom, but we are POOOOR and can't spend 7 bucks for the idea of candy. How easily could I sneak in a couple bags and boxes at regal? I know some theaters don't check bags and some theaters sniff candy on you like hound dogs (howling round the gate)

The wolves do not ask for sheep. They circle the nursery with polished shoes, wedding rings, campaign pins, crosses around their necks, their gnarling sneers hidden behind speeches about innocence and purity.

No, the wolves ask for lambs. Not by name, of course. But by the way they measure beauty.

Shave her.

Sand her smooth.

Pluck away every sign that time has touched her.

Leave no hair.

No hips.

No laugh too loud.

No voice that rumbles from the chest.

Raise it higher. Higher. There, now she sounds small. Now she sounds young.

A good sheep looks like a lamb. The mirrors must become butchers; every morning they carve away another year. Womanhood is unfashionable, girlhood is always in season.

They want smaller noses. Wider eyes. Rounder cheeks. Softer skin. No body hair. No wrinkles. No voice. No refusal. Meek. Small. Girl-like. Ribbons knotted into her hair.

You know what they say, pigtails make good handlebars.

The internet is worse. Its mouth hangs open, forever chasing smaller, younger, softer. Every homepage teaches the same lesson. Looking hot sells, yes. Childlike sells better.

The algorithm feeds it to us untill beauty and childlhood begin to rhyme. The machine whispers until we stop hearing the difference. it counts birthdays the way wolves count footsteps beyond the pen.

One more day.

One more hour.

One more second.

Then she is "acceptable."

As though midnight can bleach fingerprints.

As though eighteen isnt still a teen, as though a birthday suddenly grants permission.

The wolves never wanted adulthood. They wanted the fence, the edge. They wanted to stand with their hands through the slats, calling the lamb beautiful while teaching her to shear herself.

"Be smaller. Be quieter. Don't scare him. Don't grow."

They don't worship beauty, they worship unfinished things.

Things that still apologize for taking up space.

Things that mistake obedience for love.

The cruelest part is watching the lambs bite away their own wool, believing wolves only love what looks easy to swallow.

I used a sucking toy earlier and it was great and all, but like after two minutes it felt like I had to pee. ive heard that thats just squirting so I just let it happen, but it didn't like feel all that good. it was just like "oh ok now my buncracks wet. it didn't like spray either, it just like leaked out. then it did it again like 4 times consecutively within the span of three minutes. after that point I just got overstimulated down there and it stopped feeling good so I stopped.

Am I crazy? Is that orgasming? It came on SO quick and doesn't seem anything like how smut makes it out to be.

That's how it usually is for me though, hand, toy, whichever. lile it feels good and then like my upper body will start to like curl in and twitch, ​idk how to describe it, my eyebrows do god fucking knows what, and then it's overwhelming and I stop.

Are orgasms really that underwhelming? I've tried other forms of stimulation to prevent the overwhelming feeling, buy no matter how wet I am fingering is just so uncomfortable. Like, if you spread your pointer and middle finger apart and the push the webbing of your fingers, that's how it feels when I try t finger myself. I just can't get anything in, really. Not without it hurting, and then im out of the mood, and then I stop.​​

Is this all like an anatomy thing?? I'm an *extremly* late bloomer, like I still havnt really went through puberty yet. No boobs, no period, no armpit hair, etc. Is it just that my body isn't built for that?​

Long story, but essentially i missed the costuming dates for a production. it's fine, ill measure at home, my director will tell the costumer, its all good.

HOWEVER, my director said I need these measurements. "Inseam and waist for pants. Bust, waist and length for a dress."

how do I find the "length for a dress"? If it helps at all im playing one of Meddas dancers in newsies jr, but like, I was given zero further instruction about that. I can only ask for clarification in a group chat with everyone in the cast in it and I dont wanna sound stupid yk? help please 😭

OK so wlw here happy pride lol, uh ive known her for ab a year and we got pretty close these last two weeks. I knew she liked me a few days ago, she confessed today, she then said "if I asked you on a date what would your answer be?"

IM SCARED IM ONLY 16 IVE NEVER DATED BEFORE, I said "depends how you ask me"

I said I like her, IDK WHY I SAID THAT, IDK IF I LIKE HER. I MEAN SHES GORGPUS AND FUNN AND KIND BUT IVE LIKED PEOPLE BEFORE AND THIS ISNT BUTTERFLIES LIKE THAT.

Is dating gf and gf? im scared 😬. LIKE I JUST DONT KNOW AND THIS IS SCARY. The point of dating is to find out if you like someone, isng it? That's why strangers ask people if they can take them on a date? Right? WHAT ID SHD THINKS I WANNA BE HER GF, THATS A LOGICAL CONCLUSIOM BC IM A PEOPLE PLEASER AND SAJD I LIKE HER

IM SCARED​

OK so wlw here happy pride lol, uh ive known her for ab a year and we got pretty close these last two weeks. I knew she liked me a few days ago, she confessed today, she then said "if I asked you on a date what would your answer be?"

IM SCARED IM ONLY 16 IVE NEVER DATED BEFORE, I said "depends how you ask me"

I said I like her, IDK WHY I SAID THAT, IDK IF I LIKE HER. I MEAN SHES GORGPUS AND FUNN AND KIND BUT IVE LIKED PEOPLE BEFORE AND THIS ISNT BUTTERFLIES LIKE THAT.

Is dating gf and gf? im scared 😬. LIKE I JUST DONT KNOW AND THIS IS SCARY. The point of dating is to find out if you like someone, isng it? That's why strangers ask people if they can take them on a date? Right? WHAT ID SHD THINKS I WANNA BE HER GF, THATS A LOGICAL CONCLUSIOM BC IM A PEOPLE PLEASER AND SAJD I LIKE HER

IM SCARED​