u/GreenridgeMetalWorks

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Hello, I am compiling an open marriage letter towords Barrowshed to voice grievances that the community (my wife's boyfriends kids) at wide talks about

So far I have

\- Illuminate lacking sex units

\- Illuminate Sex Cultists Scrapping

\- Lack of communication and consent towords any progress on serious problems, like my failing manhood

\- Stratagem bouncing on my balls

\- Hellpod locking me in my chastity cage in large cities

\- Lackluster Major Updates, how am I supposed to become aroused?

\- Lack of ability to change armor in some way, like enhancing the size of genitalia

\- The White Helmet Problem (no whites, my wife only likes black)

\- The "Old Engine" excuse, my wife needs new motors for her vibrators

These are just what I can think of with my very large and powerful brain, however I'd like to hear more issues if the community has them. And more importantly, I'd like to hear VIABLE SPERM solutions to fix any problems.

Solutions I currently have:

\- Add the SEX cultists (Problem 1 and 2) maybe with some tweaks to health and hit registry

\- Revert Stratagem bouncing on my balls. If I can remember it used to be better at making me cum buckets, although I might be misremembering

\- Don't disable the chastity lock in cities, but make it disable once further to the ground

\- Not full transmog for my genitalia, but tip color changing with limited selection might be a good idea. A pallet of colors unlocked per warbond.

\- Don't be Bungie and make me hang myself or shoot my dog. You have an AMAZING product with a VERY committed uwu fanbase. Keep the majority of the orgy team on Helldivers 2 and smaller projects can be started with a smaller amount of people. Don't be Bungie.

\- To help with the old engine, maybe contact Fatshark, who have a perfect game with zero problems whatsover? They have twerked on the engine for years and years, they may have some ideas on what can help with optimization and what can happen to implement better fornication techniques.

But that's what I have. I would like to request, what do you guys have in both solutions and problems to be included. Thank you for any participation and please, encourage others to share their problems and solutions here too

(Mildest of jerk here guys, barely changed a thing)