u/IAMNOT_EustaceWinner

This is the pinnacle of Erebonian humor and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he wrote this, as if this was an absolute S craft of a quest description, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language "schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung" before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

This joke all started from people saying Connor has the vibes of a closeted homophobe, and here we are now

He says he's a switch, which only applies to dom/sub dynamics. When talking about top/bottom, someone who is fine with doing both is known as a vers. This is pretty basic knowledge too, how would he not know this? Fake ass freak.