u/ILUV_ANIMETITTIES

- If he were to come within 3 feet of me irl i'd blush from his aura so hard i'd struggle to breathe

- The reason he hasn't face revealed is because he's officially the most beautiful man alive and would get constantly pestered by simpers

- he naturally smells like a garden of healthy roses

- he's a 6'3 feminist who loves to read womens literature books and paints what it feels like to have periods

- When he dies the world will fade because the joy he brings to the world is what was keeping it alive

- He invented all the currently existing languages and any new word he says automatically becomes an actual word because he's always right.

- Even the looksmaxers wouldn't be able to find a thing to critique about his appearance

- he makes flowers bloom at his will

- he's the one who made the covid vaccine and ended the black plauge

im not rlly into pop culture so i tend to find things out ages after others

cuz some ppl have such strict parents and genuinely my only rules are like dont send ppl nud3 pictures of myself, dont talk to pedophiles, don't go for a walk out of our house past midnight (u can still go to the backyard past midnight) do not text my father without letting mom know, no drugs or suic!de, and don't spend money without permission.