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Heard the people wanted some Slaph/Tasher.

NO!!! DON’T BREAK INTO THE GOLDEN CITY!!! UR GOD LIED!!!! Bangs fist against glass

Edit: sorry abt the bad quality. I don’t know why it’s kinda blurry

Seriously bro how does he keep on getting tricked. Please BioWare please give Corypheus ONE W. That is all I’m asking, ONE (1) SINGULAR W.

Tf am I supposed to do when I have like six pride demons genuinely about to unleash a projectile hell on me?

Genuinely bro, died way too many times to that stupid fight

And before you say anything, Ghilan’nain basically stops existing after Act 1. She literally only shows up in Act 2 so that Elgar’nan can show up and mog everyone. And then there’s of course her disappointing “boss fight.”

I sometimes wonder if, when planning Ghilly, they just went, “what if we made the Architect but without the nuance?”

But like I think she’s cool so idc

My conspiracy theory is that they made this such a hideous fit so that people don’t pic that choice. Like idk I just think she should be allowed to feel hurt and angered that her people were basically lobotomized, why’d she have to get THAT?

Rook, please, for the love of GOD, pop ANY other pose.

I recently sat my ass down and finally played DA2, and yeah Merrill is the GOAT. Mogs Sadners 😭💯

Look man, it’s just adorable. I’m weak for adorable things. It’s a low-quality cat doing a funny little jig, that’s the greatest thing imaginable.

I did not make this. This was given to me as a worksheet in my class.

Like honestly I just don’t know how I was supposed to do it??

It’s probably one of the unfunniest things to have come out of the internet; in fact, this lobotomized excuse for “humor” is the single most moronic, sister-kissing, unschooled joke I’ve ever had the misfortune of being exposed to. My brain cells are deteriorating at a rapid rate just by forcing myself to even temporarily tolerate this nauseating study on the death of joy and whimsy.

In a thousand years, when man unearths our primitive technology from the dust and debris, the remnants of the god shaggy trend will be displayed in a museum. Behind its glass prison, it will be displayed not as a testament to our achievements, but rather as something to recoil from. It will be placed beside medieval torture devices and accounts of the pinnacle of human cruelty, because God Shaggy has no place being regarded as something to flaunt. It is something to be ashamed of.

And when even that museum crumbles, and its spoils are unearthed yet again, hopefully the new generation will finally cauterize the wound left by this ruptured plague boil of a joke.

It is not revolutionary or even mildly humorous. There are no nostril-flaring exhales or even the quirk of lips; there is only misery and despair that follows in the wake of this fetal alcohol syndrome of a trend. It is the mold in a container of strawberries, slowly eating away at everything around it until all that is left is the festering sludge of fur and the rank stench of decay.

God Shaggy is the epitome of the dead internet. It is a blight, festering in the recesses of internet archives and occasionally spawning equally unfunny creations. It spews rot in the infected gash left by its birth, unrelenting as it elevates another weak creature to godhood; yet this godhood is false, built on a throne of lies and soldered by the short-lived flame of irony.

Genuinely, the fact that this stupid fucking joke got so popular will never not baffle me, because it makes slop that is unanimously regarded as dogshit look like it was the utter pinnacle of human creation; because God Shaggy is the utter pinnacle of anti intellectualism. It makes annoying orange look like a deeply philosophical staple of high culture, that is how comparatively dogshit it is. You will find more cultural impact from a bad wattpad fanfic than you will from the God Shaggy trend, because at least the wattpad fanfic—as poorly as it may be written—has some effort put into it; God Shaggy is just completely and utterly braindead. There isn’t a single redeeming quality that this shit has, and the mere suggestion that it does is an insult to all sensibility.

I have seen the aftermath of a toddler spaghetti-o tantrum with more originality and merit than this mistake of a joke. Oh, Shaggy but he’s secretly godlike and blah blah blah? Wow, I’ve totally never seen that before; it’s almost like it’s one of the most exhausted jokes imaginable!

I hate God Shaggy. It was never funny.

As you know, it’s our duty at Hoyoverse to make the most pretentious designs around! The best way to achieve this is by, of course, adding a shit load of completely unnecessary details!

So the TL;DR for who this prick is: she’s budget Solas, but if he had all his nuance and depth stripped away.

And I already hate Solas.

But from what little I remember of the mediocre slop that was Absolution, Hira basically wants to use the Inquisition (this takes place a year after main game) to wage holy war on Tevinter, because they killed her parents (who were anti-slavery). The Inquisition says no. So she decides to:

1. Work with MEREDITH (who is somehow back).

2. SELL. HER. ELVEN. GIRLFRIEND. BACK. INTO. SLAVERY.

She did a bunch of other shit, but those are the two most notable things. Oh and we’re supposed to, like, sympathize with her? And want to see her redeemed? I’m pretty sure the final episode literally has Miriam (main character, also Hira’s girlfriend) say some shit about getting Hira back?

The show was released in 2022, and I will gouge my eyes out before I slog through it again.

I HATE HIRA. She is, potentially, the STUPIDEST character in this entire god forsaken show. She, a MAGE, decided to start working with the RED LYRIUM STATUE that is Meredith. The very same Meredith who is basically the NUMBER ONE OPP FOR MAGES? WHAT WAS HER LOGIC BEHIND THAT? “I hate Tevinter because of my boohoo tragic backstory, so I want the super zombie cancer rock-ridden Templars, who want ALL mages DEAD, to wage my bullshit wittle war for me!! Waaah waah waaah FEEL BAD FOR ME!!”

I don’t feel bad for her at all! Why the hell would I!? Even giving her the MOST leeway possible, she still manipulated her very traumatized girlfriend, who WAS a slave of the Imperium, to go BACK TO TEVINTER in order to go on a fake mission in order for Hira to start her bullshit war! And then, on top of that, she SOLD MIRIAM BACK TO THE VERY FAMILY THAT ENSLAVED HER AND HER BROTHER?? THAT GOT HER BROTHER KILLED??? WHAT?

WHO DOES THAT? How shitty of a person is Hira to where she thinks that’s an okay thing to do!?

AND WHY DOES MIRIAM WANT HER BACK? GIRL YOU DESERVE BETTER. I don’t even like Miriam either, because she’s just girl Fenris (and unoriginal af), but she deserves SO much better than HIRA.

She is a HYPOCRITE. A lying hypocrite that I am GLAD we will never see again, because Absolution was MID AS FUCK.

That’s not even mentioning how GENERIC Hira is. There isn’t a single design or trope in Absolution that is particularly interesting, but Hira takes the cake for the single most uninspired character! Mage who betrays the party for a, “rIgHtEoUs cAuSe 🤓”? OH WOW, HAVEN’T SEEN THAT BEFORE.

I DON’T EVEN LIKE ANDERS. I HATE SOLAS.

Extremely toxic sapphic romance? TOTAAAALLLY HAVEN’T SEEN THAT BEFORE.

LELIANA AND MARJORIE? HESPITH AND BRANKA?

Her actual design is also just boring! At least characters like Miriam have some sort of feature that makes them stand out (her lyrium tattoo), but Hira is just a basic ass brown-hair brown-eye woman! I don’t even have anything else to say, because that’s ALL SHE IS! She’s like a bad OC!

Fuck Hira. I hope they never renew Absolution, entirely because of Hira.

Like in not stupid; I know that a lot of the issues I’m facing recently are related to my dogshit eating habits. I’m always tired, I can’t walk long distances, I get winded easily… but then I just get so terrified of running out of food that I don’t eat. Or I just plain forget to eat.

We’re also giving her a new upgrade! She can now trigger the brand new reaction, Favonius Freeze; which can only be activated when you have the upcoming regional 5-star (and her dedicated support): Shillian. Shillian is a 5-star Cryo character you’ve never met before, but who is actually like really important to the story or smtg

Also half her kit is locked behind her signature, cons, and having Barbara!

Oh ans Barbara is getting a new quest! It’s a romantic story like never done before! At the end, her hair becomes pink and she has a special burst with Aethee (and ONLH Aether) where they make out sloppy style and do a quadrillion damage. Also the next Stygian and Abyss kinda hard require her because of a new boss gimmick, because fuck f2p or casuals ig

I thought it was a cute piece. Not my ship personally, but I liked the art.