u/Impressive_End_2537

I cannot stop eating and I LOVE sugary foods as well as deep fried chicken. I recently checked and realized my weight has exceeded 30kg above what I planned.

I didn't want to stop eating as food is my second love. So I did the most sensible thing possible and turned to magick. The spell was given to me by my grandmother and I am quite certain it works. The only issue is that it has somehow backfired. It involved putting a berry with jam outside in sun for 7 days and then pouring some of that enchanted leftover in your food.

I put the enchantment on refrigerator and my food. After a few bites, I have become violently ill. I tried eating a few burgers and got food poisoning immediately. I am glad my magick is powerful and working but at the same time, I think I overdid it and spell has backfired. I really need help.

One magickal asshole gave me (29M) a sex spell. I recited the chant while mixing some cocaine in my lube and rubbing it on my treasures.

I went to my date's house and when the action started, I naturally scored it. However, my charm proved too powerful and she asked her mother to join me in the action next time. I agreed, not realizing that sexual spell worked too well. Gradually, more family members started coming.

Now, her entire family even grandpa is hooked on me and I receive 297 calls in a single day. I am now getting requests from the entire neighbourhood. Problem is I have run out of cocaine so I need prosperity spells to get more of that.

I also need some cord cutting rituals and strongest banishing spells because a lot of people are now stalking me and sending me unsolicited messages. I need a healthy boundary to practice my manly witchcraft properly. I need your help witches!

Long story short, I made a DnD style game on raw mechanics of Monopoly deal. I even gave it a test run among cousins and they loved it. Even played it till the end.

Of course, I cannot always keep this card game on local gpt as I want to test it with more users. I am wondering if I can turn this into a properly deployed, testable web app, independent of any ChatGPT service.

I also want to add tracker and scale its capabilities. Is Chatgpt 5.6 sol extra high capable of doing this or Claude Code it is?

I will be in my astral form so don't freak out when you see an ascended alien master. I also have wings as my natural form. A witch friend will be visiting California as well.

I'd like to meet my soul tribe. We have a strict selection criteria and I would like all your chakras to be super active and your third eye to be able to smell and taste 342 HZ frequencies.

Who's with me?!

All my life I have a routine of NEEDING to blow my nose or it will just constantly run out of nowhere...

THEN I FOUND OUT WHAT IT SPIRITUALLY MEANT!!!

If you always need to clear your nose or have a runny nose :-

You are holding in alot of emotion that NEEDS to be expressed

You are experiencing alot of spiritual tension

Your body is rejecting alot of negative energies

Trapped fear & anxieties trying to release itself

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I was walking randomly and suddenly stepped on a lemon.

In the middle of road this lemon was lying there and ISTG I suddenly felt a wave of headache. This was not ordinary lemon but a psychic attack.

I quickly went home, did a GODDESS cleansing ritual. Then I went to store and purchased rosemary petals and came home, and poured Himalayan salt, as well as poured white light through intense visualization in bath water. Then, I threw the rosemary petals and took a cleansing bath, shouting "I BANISH YOU!" every second minute.

Then I got up and I had to dump the energy into mother earth. I went there at crack of dawn, and danced around a few trees. I released a lot of energy while chanting. I am certain that I repelled the attack but I am still feeling a bit feverish.

Apparently, my innocent Trump and Yeti Erotica was only fit for a specific kind of audience. I wrote it for young adults but most of the offers I have gotten are from local brothels.

I wanted to reach to the market like a normal author would. However, I am feeling pretty disappointed. It hurts what I have been told. Apparently, the novel is not a story but a manual on how to achieve climax better. I have included 2000 positions in there but if you read it from page 1, each position builds up tension, peak and release.

I COULD REALLY USE SOME REASSURING ADVICE HERE!

For best effect, I know moonlight must enter through all your holes. There were a lot of rude stares and the moment I took my robes off, I was reported and arrested for public misconduct. I wanted to bathe in her graceful light instead the mundane humans got scared of my power and reported me!

As a new moon witch, I am fumed. I should be allowed to dance under the goddess grace under full moon. Which is a shame because I was about to enter full moonhood in my root and sacral charkas.

I am planning to hex the entire society now. Witches, join me!

So this woman who was my teacher and used to grade my maths paper, always hurt me. She intentionally gave me detentions and despite telling her that I am a witch, she laughed and kept grading me poorly. She even called my parents to a meeting.

I graduated but before going I was overwhelmed with emotions and while exiting the door, I accidentally raised my two fingers of right hand and pointed at her and said,

"Disrespected a witch you have

Explosive diahrrea you will reap"

And I accidentally visualized in great detail of what explosive diarrhea is. ISTG I felt something within myself and in air.

6 years later, I am visiting her home and she has explosive diarrhea. I am just wondering if that random curse I threw back then somehow worked. I am not a baby witch anymore but still, I am wondering if I did this.