u/Izanamihime1986

I swear im not that fat! Its the picture angle!! ~Kira

Soo I went on vacay yesterday and wont be back untill next week. My brother is taking care of mydog but says she wont stop crying.... anything I can do from here? Any tips?

So... here I waz walking with my found stick. People awh and chuckle at mehz. When dis Karen comes by saying I needs to move aside! Well I dids the math.. but the math aint mathing and the stick didnt want to move. So she got angries and yelled at mah hooman. Now am being sued by diskaren for carrying mah stick. What can Iz do?

I demolished da stick sooo theres no evidence.

I cleaned last night while slightly tipsy. I used oven and stainless steel spray and appearantly hurt myself.

I just cleaned it (snapped a pic ) and then put some after suncream on.

It keeps getting wet with liquid.

How can i best treat this? Or urgant care? Its sunday and i live in a farmers hole where everything is closed.

I wanna walk and sniffs and check alllllll..... but mom dont let me out of da cart. Halp