u/Kayltron

Side one: "I blame Odysseus!"

Side two: "I blame Eurylochus!"

The ones who think they're thinking outside the box/side three: "I blame the birds!"

Side four/those who blame someone else/me: "I blame Aphordite!"

Explanation: Aphordite started the Trojan war. She, Athena, and Hera were competing for a golden apple inscribed with the words "for the fairest." The Trojan prince Paris had it. Aphordite bribed Paris to give it to her instead of the other gods by promising to give him the most beautiful mortal woman alive as his wife, Helen of Sparta /who is, fun fact, Penelope's cousin/. That prompted king Menelaus to start the war.

The Oath of Tyndareus is why all of the Greek kings had to go fight, including Odysseus. Before Helan married, she had dozens of suitors, very powerful men. Her stepfather, King Tyndareus of Sparta, feared choosing just one would cause a civil war. Odysseus, to prevent this, came up with a solution. Before the winner was announced, every man had to swear a sacred oath to defend the husband /Menelaus/ and fight any man who took Helen away.

King Tyndareus also after that helped Odysseus secure marriage with Penelope for his clever thinking.

So yes, Aphordite is the cause of everything in Epic. But what side are yall on?

I really just want to know about the pain scale. I'm wanting to get something done, but can't decide between a tattoo or scarification, I know exactly what I want, just not how I want it done.

If you have done either or both, I need to know. On a scale of 1-10, one being a tickle and ten being agonizing pain, how much did it hurt. Also please tell me which you got, or if both, and where, because I'm aware that depending on where you get something, that can effect the amount of pain from it.

I'm looking to get it on my left forearm. I just need to know so I can decide easier, I'm very indecisive.

I just want to say, Antinous is a really good character. I don't mean in any way that he is a good person, but I think he works very well as a villian and I have to respect him for that. Plus, his voice is angelic, his voice actor did a very great job, I'm addicted to Little Wolf. Plus, Hold Them Down was an amazing and chilling villian song, it's perfect.

That said, I was thinking, and I came up with this idea of what if Odysseus had a daughter. Not original, I know. But an older daughter, older than Telemachus, at least... maybe 25 or 30. What if Antinous fell in love with said daughter and left the other suitors and became a good person? Idk if this has been discussed, but I came up with this idea, I'm probably not the first. But I just want your thoughts.

And like, what if Ody shot him, thinking he was a suitor and pissed off his daughter, and like he killed him or he miraculously lived and it caused like this big tension between him abd his daughter.

Again, please don't leave hate about Antinous or me for liking Antinous under this post, if you can't be civil, I'll block and report you, I just want to discuss this maturely.

Hades feels like the straight, more masculine version of Frankini to me, and now I can't stop thundering about what would happen if those two met. What do yall think?

Do you guys think that the reason Odysseus told Eurylochus to light the torches in Scylla was because, in the moment, he was so upset that he opened the wind bag, that he genuinely wanted him to be one of the six who died?

This is crap Alastor says. There's also on their yt channel a more crap Alastor says and an even more crap Alastor says. :)

Hello! So, I was raised in Christianity, but it never felt right. I've been agnostic for a very long time. I found Greek mythology and kind of fell in love, it felt really right. And I heard this is the modern version yes?

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Basically my questions are:

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1. Is it the same as the ancient Greek mythos I've been researching? If not exactly the same, how different is it?

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2. Does it worship the same gods?

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3. How does it work?

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4. How do I worship?

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5. Do you make offerings to the gods? If so, how do I do that?

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6. How do I know if this or any religion is the right one for me?

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7. And how do I keep my VERY Christian grandparents from finding out and sitting me down for an extremely long Bible lecture because of it?

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Sorry if my questions are annoying to answer, I'm just very curious.

I will say, this IS hazbin related, and it's about Alastor!

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Question first, reading the information is optional, but you can if you want!

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Do you think Alastor would do the deer in headlights thing in any capacity? I personally think it'd be hilarious if he did, but my answer is no. But what do you think?

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Info below! It's about deer!

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The deer in headlights thing happens because the eyes of deer are used to low light, and so the bright lights temporarily blind them, causing them to freeze! They're crepuscular, meaning they are most active at dawn and dusk. During the night they alternate moving, feeding, and taking short naps. This means their eyes are highly adapted to low light levels and can be easily blinded temporarily by headlights, flashlights, and other bright lights.

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I really like Alastor and I also really like deer... Anyway! You're cool if you read that snippet of info, and you get a treat! 🍪🍰

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Have a great day! 💖🏳️‍🌈🦌

How would Polites react to Different Beast and Scylla? Specifically, to seeing Odysseus sacrifice six men, and to watching Odysseus order him and the rest of their men to cut off the sirens tails, throw them back in the water, and let them drown, as well as the fight between Ody and Eurylochus right fighting after Scylla in the beginning of Mutiny, and also Eurylochus admitting to being the one who opened rhe wind bag in the beginning of Scylla.

Odysseus' decent into becoming a monster directly clashes with his greet the world with open arms philosophy, and Odysseus and Eurylochus are his best friends since childhood.

I personally think he'd be horrified, terrified, and find a way to blame himself for everything. He just seems the type to me that he would blame himself for all of it, for like not being able to stop this from happening. He'd forgive Eurylochus almost immediately, and again probably blame himself. And in Mutiny he'd be far too conflicted and lost to do anything, he could never pick a side.

Which was is your favorite version of Posidon in the official animations? Ruthlessness, Get in The Water, or Six hundred Strike? Or is it another art style from other animators who worked on it, or a specific fan art? I like the version from Ruthlessness, the way he's animated with tentacles instead of legs is cool, and I like his long beard.

Personally, I'd do with Dark Horse by Katie Perry, helpfully linked below for those who've never heard it

She's 4'10 and Shino is 4'11. I just thought it was something to point out because you don't usually meet people that short. Picture not posted for privacy. Mods can take this down if you want ig, just wanted to get the thought out. Dumb post, ik.

Edit: I meant 4'10 and 4'11, originally lol. My phoen hates me