Me watching Free Birds for the first time

For those who don't get it, look up Reggie's voice actor

u/Lazakhstan — 1 day ago

What do you think is Shen's Panda kill count?

Obviously there were survivors but what you estimate to be the death toll of Shen's Panda genocide?

u/Lazakhstan — 12 days ago

Zombie Travel Speed in Plague Inc

Using the distance from Shanghai to Lae, I got 3118.16 miles or  5018.19 kilometers 

In game time, it took the zombies 10 days

3118.16 miles / 10 days = 12.99 mph. Meaning these zombies are in fact the runner types(like in Train to Busan).

u/Lazakhstan — 14 days ago

What do you think Sea Salt was gonna say before Mark grabbed him by the throat?

"As for the rest of you-" Mark proceeds to grab and threaten him

u/Lazakhstan — 15 days ago

Buck Wild from Ice Age 5 destroys a mountain

Should also be worth noting before this clip, Buck sang so loud it made a figure out of him

u/Lazakhstan — 15 days ago

Calculating Vampire Travel Speed from Plague Inc

The vampire spawned in what I estimated to be Wakkanai, Japan. And it landed in what I eyeballed to be Newcastle, Australia.

The distance between the 2 places is 5449.34 miles /  8769.87 kilometers.

It took the vampire 10 days to arrive (8/7 - 8/17)

5449.34 miles / 10 days = 22.71 MPH

Honestly Im genuinely so shocked it was that slow(for reference, a toyota goes at 112 mph). In all my Shadow Plague gameplays, it FEELS like the Vampire is moving at like hypersonic speeds, but I guess that's cause I keep playing it on 3x speed.

u/Lazakhstan — 16 days ago

Bro had a vision

Who would know that 9 months later people will relook at Angry Birds, reupload it everywhere and then meme it to death. Truly is the biggest shitpost of all time.

u/Lazakhstan — 20 days ago

Which Thomas character would curse the most if it wasn't a kids show?

Gordon would probably be up there, as well as I guess the Troublesome Trucks and Diesel.

u/Lazakhstan — 20 days ago

Who is smarter?

Silver: Invented the Super String which was able to hold a bunch of lava filled balls AS WELL as being able to calculate events mid air(we see that when she and the gang were falling and she started calculating her surroundings till she said "8.1 seconds")

Shen: Used gunpowder from fireworks to invent the cannon which was basically turned into a weapon.

Honestly I lean towards Silver by a tiny bit but I want to hear your takes.

u/Lazakhstan — 23 days ago

Who is smarter?

Silver: Invented the Super String which was able to hold a bunch of lava filled balls AS WELL as being able to calculate events mid air(we see that when she and the gang were falling and she started calculating her surroundings till she said "8.1 seconds")

Shen: Used gunpowder from fireworks to invent the cannon which was basically turned into a weapon.

Honestly I lean towards Silver by a tiny bit but I want to hear your takes.

u/Lazakhstan — 23 days ago

In The Sadness, the infection was quickly dealt with

Context for The Sadness: It is a Taiwanese horror film where a virus turns people into homicidal zombies that want to do the most depraved things you can think of. Rape, Murder, Mutilation, you name it. However, because it's only contained to Taiwan and nowhere else in the world, it's likely that an hour after the end of the film, the USA or China nuked Taiwan so the virus can't get anywhere.

Now you may be asking, if the infected still keep their intelligence, can't they just use ships or planes to infect other nations? Even if they can, they will still crash and sink due to the patient's infected behavior. Not to mention, if the world understood the situation immediately, they would be doing all sorts of quarantine against Taiwan so the infection doesn't spread elsewhere. Kinda like in 28 days later. Even if by a miracle some infected cross into China, the army will be fully prepared and ready to kill any infected.

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u/Lazakhstan — 25 days ago

If Chuck and Bomb didn't have their powers, who would win in a 1v1v1?

This is just their movie versions only.

u/Lazakhstan — 30 days ago

What do you think Silver was doing in the first Angry Birds movie?

Inspired by a post in r/KungFuPanda "what do you think Shen was doing during the events of Kung Fu Panda 1?"

u/Lazakhstan — 1 month ago

Thought of this meme a few hours ago

Btw if you don't know the Ceratopsian guy, his name is Orson from the Buck Wild movie I refuse to call canon

u/Lazakhstan — 1 month ago