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u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 2 days ago

Floor 55 story doesn't make sense because Kirito just got Elucidator

Kirito mentions that he keeps breaking swords because its too light, but literally didn't he get that invincible sword in floor 50.

(YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I JUDGE THE STORY AND PAY ATTENTION)

u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 4 days ago

Floor 50, idk why but it sounds intimidating.

FIRST STEP TOWARDS THE 50F, with rings, oh no, I gotta actually make equipment level 40...

u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 5 days ago

You get Isekaid into Blood On The Clock Tower Trouble Brewing

There are 9 other players who are as experienced as you, the difficult adjusts based on your experience with Blood on the Clock Tower if you know nothing, you get others that know nothing, if you know everything you get other strangers who also know everything.

Rule 1: You cannot use non role related violence on another person nor yourself.

Rule 2: There are no Travelers

Rule 3: All deceased people will be revived if they are in the winning team, the losing team will all die.

Rule 4: Madness will psychologically affect players to prevent breaking madness. (This doesn't really apply because it's Trouble Brewing) ​

Rule 5: Tokens will be revealed at the start of the game and retrieved afterward. Additionally, if two players discuss a token's physical image to prove their role, both parties will be executed and removed from the game. A "discussion" only occurs if the second party responds to the prompt with affirmation or engagement.

Rule 6: The Storyteller may shorten discussion and nomination phases at their discretion if they feel game progression has stalled. The Storyteller cannot penalize or harm participants outside the official rules. If this boundary is breached, the game will be restarted after a 24-hour rest period, or the Storyteller will be executed and replaced.

What's your strategy for surviving the game?

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u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 8 days ago
▲ 457 r/StraightShips+1 crossposts

My Yandere Robot Wife is the most interesting read of 2026

I gotta say the character and world building sets it apart from other generic stories and I am like so invested in their cute interactions and the tragedies too.

It was a pretty underrated story so I had to bring it up like genuinely I could not find much discussion about it!

Genuinely hope it gets adapted into a manga hahaha. ​

u/Even-Ad-5372 — 12 days ago

Thank god no one deployed an EMP bomb when the SAO incident happened

Like I've only realized this after 10 years, but if someone had military grade components and deployed an EMP bomb it would be pretty bad for the Nervegear users huh. (Also the non Nervegear users in the hospital) ​

Also why the hell did Kayaba leave backdoor access to the game that allowed you know what to happen later for Alfheim.

Also why the hell did he make his Immortal Object skill deploy at 50% HP, he shoulda made it 15% HP or less, no wonder Kirito didn't mind doing a sword attack.

Also how the hell did a USB get into Sword Art Online, also does Kayaba not monitor the Cardinal system how the hell did he miss out on the unsavory Laughing Coffin Player Killing agenda. ​​​​

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u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 14 days ago
▲ 1.7k r/Hololive

Oh yes I miss her cute face

Yes the absolute dashing blonde who can instantly hit poses so cute that my heart throbs just a tiny little bit, and makes me think of her as the passionate sister she is, her passion towards both streaming and singing/dancing is something I admire her for.

Yes I am aware my words may seem like lunacy/INASanity, however Amelia Watson's constant need to undermine herself and by raising other people up has made me even more enticed to praise her. Yes she is truly too cute that I am quite baffled by how much she truly cared about others that this expression is also translated to her own pets, saying the words "Pets deserve to be cared for properly after all it was your decision to adopt them", such wise words indeed the responsibility for one's own action should be done, and regardless of good intent, actions are what matters most, I truly understand Ame. Having the shine to follow through to everything and believing that you would eventually have confidence is the way to be a proper person to look up to, right? ​​​​​​​​

u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 1 month ago
▲ 1.7k r/ReZero

Return By Death Does Not Rewind Everything 100% To The Same State

I see most people saying, oh is this about Subaru's mental state again? No, no, it's actually something more physical, it has something to do with Subaru's body constitution that releases more "Miasma" when he uses Return by Death, this is actually one of the underrated factors that is brushed over mostly by people but it affected him greatly especially when he was still against Rem or Garfiel, the Witch Cult Miasma his body releases changes the future.

So yes that is one of the flaws of Return by Death.

u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 2 months ago
▲ 18 r/Re_Zero

The fact that we all gonna collectively forget about her when Arc 11 appears [discussion]

That's Ryuzu by the way, it's been many arcs I just realized she wasn't doing much

u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 2 months ago

ChainsawMan Ending of Part 2 I Comparison to Berserk

I've just been thinking about it but of them are tragic in its own way, but you see I don't really the mental gymnastic to know the difference between the two, because ChainsawMan dealt with the "Absence of Resolution and efforts" while Berserk showed the "Impossibility to Overcome Cruelty" ​

I saw one comment here comparing both of them and I thought it was a pretty interesting take on whether or not the fans are too harsh in judging ChainsawMan Ending for part 2, especially if they are more lenient to other more cruel stories like Berserk​​

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u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 3 months ago

Middle Team is now the most cost efficient team I've ever seen

Literally unlike the other teams whose gimmick might lose due to certain bosses having certain statuses like negative coins or damage negation, or outright reduced team capabilities because it relies on status effects, the middle team can ramp up so quickly and also maintain that ramp up.

I gotta say if someone really does damn speedrun this game and every content, getting an entire middle team might be the play, like seriously it got envy resonance (+3 offense level or more idk), not to mention now they can get shields, and they got the damn Middle Heathcliff that "supports" by also attacking anyone who gets damaged.

Anyways you might all be thinking, but Smiles, isn't a Sinking, Burn or Heishou team the same equivalent or even a Bloodfiend team?
Well maybe, but at least most of the Middle ID's have 2 stars too, and it's not as harsh to make a team for unlike the other specific ones sinking, burn and Heishou.

So yeah aim for a Middle team:
- Cost efficient (least amount of EXP and Thread spent)

u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 3 months ago

Fortune Teller Red Herring

I feel like it's pretty biased for the storyteller to decide when the red herring is chosen, so I actually want to ask something.

Isn't it more fair if the Storyteller chooses the Fortune teller red herring first, and then ask the Fortune Teller their decision on the two people they would choose at night?

I just feel like it would be a planned sabotage of information if that happens.

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u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 3 months ago

Called okbuddy hololive, doesn't actually only talk about hololive

Not to mention the title mentions minato aqua, but there is no aqua discussion at all anymore.

I'm not crazy for noticing this stuff.

u/Lieutenant_Smiles — 3 months ago