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❤️ For Sale❤️

Hey Ladies. You might be missing something in your life. Come get this cinnamon bun and he’ll be a lifetime for you! ♥️ ❤️ 💜

u/MadameCreole — 1 day ago
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Greenpoint’s Ku Klux Klan Warrior

Mr. KKK is looking for his white robe. He cannot go out without his robe because that would signify weakness. You see he has a white savior complex, and he wants to show POC that he’s greater than these people. He wants them to obey his commands. Whoever disobey him will be punished. He also takes down posts he doesn’t like. He and his klans are doing everything they can to stop free speech. Just like they’re doing with MadameCreole. They despised her so much they even trained a spy monkey. His name is Sami. Mr. KKK sees him as a useful idiot. He tells him the plan. The monkey was ordered to make the McCarren dog park into a harem. Mr. KKK saw the moorish instinct of this handsome middle eastern. He is very well known on Greenpoint’s missed connection. These white women are going crazy for him. He tells Sam “hey since you have the nature to be hyper sexual, why don’t you ask these white chicks out”? “Once you get these girls in your circle, next thing you’ll do is talk with MadameCreole. Act like a normal person, ask her out. But remember, STICK WITH THE PLAN!” Sam replied “Yes, master” When he finally reached contact with MadameCreole, he kept thinking “Should I stick with the plan”? He paused and thought “she has a beautiful voice and very mature. I don’t want to hurt her.” He went back to see Mr. KKK and he had to say this “I spoke with her. I have to say she is not like the other girls in my harem.” Mr. KKK looked at him. “So? I DON’T CARE!” “You can’t feelings for that woman. She’s our enemy! Once she trust you, treat her as trash. Use your barbarism! Use your INSTINCT!” Sami stayed quiet. He had to do what his master told him. He went back to his harem and talked about Madame Creole’s comments. One girl said that she threatened her and she takes drugs. Sam’s replied “No. Funny thing is you think everyone takes drug except you.” The girl is jealous of her because she knew that she got Sam captivated by her beautiful voice. Mr. KKK is still looking for his white robe he adored. To be continued…

(Sarcasm) This story is fictional.

u/MadameCreole — 2 days ago
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Two lovebirds boozing before summer ends- Commercial St.

Pictures taken on Commercial St. Two guys boozing close to the soccer field, so family and children can see.

u/MadameCreole — 3 days ago
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Marsha P. Johnson State Park Events

Hello Family and Friends! If you are looking for fun, then this is for you. Two events coming up this August. One is Youth Improve theater and games. The other is a Marsha’s birthday festival. All ages are welcome. Don’t forget to register before you come in. Have a wonderful day!

u/MadameCreole — 4 days ago
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What happened with Troy the handsome dog?

Hello dog lovers! I remember u/originalgreenpoint or a guy named Sammy was helping Troy find a home. He had it posted, but now it’s not in the subreddit. Is Troy with his new pet parent? What happened?

u/MadameCreole — 1 month ago
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Beware! An old Middle Eastern guy with a navy blue cap calling people “F*** you”

Greenpointers! There’s a man who looks like a middle eastern guy asking everyone on Manhattan Avenue for money. If he sees he don’t give you money or walk away, he’ll say “fuck you” to anyone who don’t want to spare change. He also followed a woman and her daughter.
He called the laundry lady from Sunshine laundromat “a garbage!” Disgusting filthy man. Stay safe everyone. Always look out to yourself and your loved ones.

Description: He looks like an old Arab man with white beard and white short hair. He has a navy blue cap and navy shirt with Khaki pants. His skin is brown.

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u/MadameCreole — 2 months ago
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The Lady In Greenpoint Art Show Ongoing at Oak & Iron

Good Afternoon, I would like to share Rick Paulas Artwork. He started last weekend, but his art is still up on the walls. There's a stripped down version of The Lady in Greenpoint art show that is ongoing at Oak & Iron (147 Franklin) and there are prints available for pay what you want near the door. If anyone want to get an original 9x12 charcoal on wood paneling, please contact Rick Paulas at rickpaulas@gmail.com. Come check it out and grab some art and drinks. Have a drink with Rick Paulas. He's a super cool guy you can hang out with.

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u/MadameCreole — 3 months ago
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Jose’s Deli on Franklin seems to have dumped their cat (in bad shape)

I know Jose’s Deli on the north end of Franklin got new ownership recently. Apparently the cat did not make the transition, as they dumped her outside last night. Not in great condition.

A reminder that bodega cats don’t usually live the lives that people like to glamorize on socials.

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u/MadameCreole — 3 months ago
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Greenpoint’s Sakura 6 Seemingly Shut Down

https://greenpointers.com/2026/05/07/greenpoints-sakura-6-seemingly-shut-down/

The Japanese Restaurant owner left the garbage inside the restaurant. The drinks are still stocked in the fridge. And the poor fishes are in that dirty water. Greenpointers tried to contact the team, but they received no response. There's a notice abandonment on their door. They probably owe money, but I might be wrong. What do you guys think?

u/MadameCreole — 3 months ago