Local man at sports bar unable to keep straight face when friend explains for the 10th time this season why the last play is called a "NOBELTIGER"

u/MeatballDom — 4 days ago

Not Our Natural Allies Quest -- bugged, or just confused?

I'm doing this mission now, says to sink Maynard's armada.

I get it down to one ship and every time I get the ship to zero health it shows as boardable (but keeps fighting) and then regains full health.

I've tried to board it at this level, maybe think it's a cut scene and I jump on a ship mid battle, but nope, no action for that.

Am I missing something or is it just bugged?

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u/MeatballDom — 9 days ago
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Just remember that Lawrence Xu-Nan is running against Seymour in Epsom.

Ditch the government, take ACT out of power, and promote someone who actually cares about Kiwis and has dealt with the racist attacks on him from Peters and co. relatively well.

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u/MeatballDom — 16 days ago

Tim Kurkjian "There are four urinals. John Smoltz to my right. Tom Glavin on my left. At the 4th urinal was Greg Maddux."

From the Tony Kornheiser Show yesterday, Tim Kurkjian tells a story that happened while he was in Cooperstown last weekend for the HOF ceremonies:

Tim- "I go to the bathroom and I'm the first one in there. There are four urinals. I pull in and right behind me, a guy says "Hey, they'll let anyone in here."

It was John Smoltz. He was to my right.

I look to my left. Tom Glavine on my left.

Then I looked at the fourth urinal, which was behind me, and it was Greg Maddux"

Tony- "You're right in the starting rotation!"

Then everyone started clapping by whacking their cocks against the urinals.

That Greg Maddux? Albert Einstein.

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u/MeatballDom — 22 days ago

New Fan

Hey 'y'all' (lol, I'm learning American) I was still feeling like some sport after watching the Chidaoba World Tournament and I switched the channel to sport II and saw either the Cubs, the Reds, or the Clevelands playing base ball. I was amazed at how fast they could run and the amount of food the audience members were given. I must have watched for hours before I knew it and loved the speech from the TV. "Pete grows arm strong" they cared even for their workout routines. But I also noticed that I was getting a bit hot from all the sitting and watching and wondered if anyone could give me advice on a type of fan that you real supporters use. I was thinking of getting one of those battery powered ones that you can hold to your face, or the around the neck one, but should I stick with one that plug into wall? Thanks, Go Clevelands!

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u/MeatballDom — 28 days ago
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The signature of Sak Tahn Waax, or “White-Chested Fox,” was found inscribed in a 1,000-year-old chamber beneath present-day Guatemala: We finally know the name of an ancient Maya mathematician

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u/MeatballDom — 1 month ago

Stopped here to get some gas with my son in the car and I was frickin disgusted to see you could bet on sports. How the frick am I going to explain this to my son? He frickin loves the Brewers and now we're bringing addictive things into baseball? Frickin frick!

u/MeatballDom — 1 month ago