Hello Frens and fellow crime agents! Today mine house was invaded by a big screamy chatterbug! I caughted him and did lotsa bapbaps and then momb tried to pick him up acuz she thought he was ded... but him was alieve! He did a big buzzbuzzbuzz and surprised momb and made herms do a scream! Hehehe then I caught him again. Momb say him a Sick Ada but he didn't taste sick
This Temu version of His Imperial Majesty has never displayed a single nip nop. His jowls be jowlin though
This is not a drill.
This is happening.
This is real.
One of our beloved members has suffered a health emergency and was incapacitated.
During this time, an individual took her cats, WITHOUT PERMISSION, WITHOUT CONSENT and surrendered them to the NEBRASKA HUMANE SOCIETY.
The NHS has put OUR FRENS up for adoption.
Pixie. Penny. Khaleesi.
You know their mom, I’m sure every single one of you reading this has been awarded her pink heart award.
We have been working frantically to temporarily halt the adoption.
Now we need your help.
I will post a script for those who need it, for those who wish to leave a voicemail or email. Feel free to do your own, just REMAIN RESPECTFUL, as we need this to happen. I’ve asked Niko to put the claws away, for now.
Sunday is a big adoption day at NEBRASKA HUMANE SOCIETY.
We are imploring them to temporarily HALT THE ADOPTION!
Watch the sub for the scripts if you need them.
NEBRASKA HUMANE SOCIETY phone 1 (402) 444 - 7800
Email adoptions@nehumanesociety.org
I’ll post their “mugshots” and ID numbers below, soon.
Please bear with us, we’ve been on this around the clock trying to make this happen.
I love you all, you guys are so amazing. 🐈⬛💕🐾
NEBRASKA HUMANE SOCIETY, HALT THE ADOPTION!
FREE THE ICBGC FRIENDS NOW!
Frens, this is Rio the precious baby princess. My spare hooman is a big mean dumdum head! She grabbed me and shoved me into the stoopid baffroom and then she gotted me all wet and soapy. Then she grabbed my little brofur Tristan and she scrubbed him and drownded him almost to deafff! And then she did the same thing to my big little brofur Shadow! We're gonna soo her for all the treatos!
Henlo frens! Dis me, Special Agent Pete Lattimeow. Momb is startin to do herms silly dance around wif hevvy dumdum bells. She couldn't do dat since liek three furevers ago acuz she had Can Sir an Sir Jerry an Ray D. Ashun.
But tonite, she did herms silly dance again! She spread out her special blankie on the floor and I did fun little bapbap crimez on hers feets! Den she picked me up and did herms excermacizes while holding me! I purred, but den I wanted down so I could bapbap her feets again. She gotted all sweaty and outta breff and called me chonko, so I might soo, but me an Shadow are glad Momb is feelin better.
GO CRIMEZ!!