u/MothishBehavior

How often do we get a FPV!

Wow, so much just happened. Vegetarian restaurants, talking brains, resurrections... all I can say is yes. Yes to all of it.This is exactly the kind of thing I love about 80s movies. The story is completely ridiculous, but somehow it's still there and actually holds everything together. The cops are dumb as ever, and it just keeps piling on one crazy idea after another. Movies like this are why I keep digging through old 80s horror. You never know what you're going to get, but when it hits, it really hits.

Killer robots hunting teenagers around a mall after hours. Thats the movie and its even more fun then it sounds. This is exactly the kind of cheesy 80s horror movie i watch these old movies for. The robots look great, the kills are fun and the movie never really slows down. Every time i thought it was about to drag something ridiculous would happen and pull me right back in. Also got a laugh seeing them watching Attack of the Crab Monsters during the party. Not scary and not deep but thats not really the point. Just pure 80s horror fun and i had a smile on my face pretty much the whole time.

Arcade is basically every 90s fear about video games rolled into one movie. Crazy CGI, virtual reality gone wrong and a bunch of kids making bad choices. The effects are dated as hell but thats half the fun. Kinda funny Disney made them redo some of it because it looked to much like Tron, after watching it i can see why. Story kept me interested and the virtual world stuff was pretty cool for the time. Also got a young Seth Green and Peter Billingsley which i wasnt expecting. Yeah its cheesy and the effects are rough but thats why i watch these old Full Moon movies. Easy watch with lots of 90s charm and way more fun then i expected.

LA Wars is basically what happens when you mix kung fu, the mafia, and 90s direct-to-video together. The acting was actually better than I expected for this kind of movie, even if some of the accents were all over the place. The story isn't anything special, but there's enough fights, chaos, and random 90s nonsense to keep it moving. Also wouldn't be a low-budget 90s action movie without a few completely unnecessary scenes thrown in there. Not a hidden gem or anything, but if you're into cheesy action movies it's an easy watch.

What the hell was this? Pure 80s weirdness from start to finish. The CGI is rough, the acting is rough, the singing is rough, and somehow that just makes it more entertaining. Not saying it's good, but it's definitely memorable. Quick watch, easy to get through, and one of those movies that has to be seen to be believed.

I don't even know what to say about this one. Felt like a fantasy movie filmed entirely through a fog machine. Every time I thought I was starting to understand what was going on it would throw some weird creature or random scene at me and I'd be lost again. Not gonna lie though, I was never really bored, just confused the whole time. One of those movies where you stop trying to follow the story and just go with it. Definitely weird, definitely 80s.

Lots of walking, and somehow they managed to sum up the first movie while also setting up the third. The story didn't do much for me and it felt like it spent a lot of time getting from one place to another, but the effects were easily the best part. The vampire makeup and creature stuff still looked pretty good and gave me something to focus on when the movie started dragging. Not terrible, just kind of there. Feels more like a bridge between movies than something that really stands on its own.

Good score, decent laughs, and the ending wrapped up better than I expected.The songs were probably my favorite part and the comedy hit. Not saying it's some hidden masterpiece or anything, but I had a good time with it. Easy watch if you're into goofy vampire comedies and 80s weirdness.

Finally got around to Puppet Master and honestly the puppets were the main reason I stuck around. Their designs are cool, they have a lot of personality, and I found myself wanting to learn more about them than the movie was willing to tell me. It's definitely a slow movie, but not in a painful way. More of an easy Sunday afternoon horror watch. The ending was decent, the puppets delivered what I came for, and while I wasn't blown away, I had a good time with it.

Another wild Chris Seaver movie, which pretty much tells you everything you need to know going in.

It's a dumb stoner comedy packed with childish humor, cheap jokes, and the kind of budget limitations that are impossible to ignore. Somehow, though, I made it through in one sitting, which is more than I can say for a lot of movies in this genre. The humor is definitely an acquired taste and most of it feels like it was written by a group of friends trying to make each other laugh, but that's also part of the charm. I didn't expect the twist, which helped keep things from completely blending into every other low-budget film.Not good in the traditional sense, but if you're watching a Chris Seaver movie, you probably already know what you're signing up for.