u/Mouthtrap

Hi. I've run short after paying a lot of bills, and I need to get some groceries in, and pay off my mobile phone bill. I have a good history here with no missed payments, and I hope someone can help me out.

Regarding ID, I have bills and letters from my GP surgery and landlord to verify myself. I also have a passport, but please be aware that it's expired (december 2025), and I will understand if you are unable to accept that.

Many thanks for your help :)

I cook a lot of Indian food, mostly vegetarian, although I'm not a vegetarian. I would like to prepare a few meat based curries and dishes, but many of them use Ghee, which is clarified butter. Does anyone know of a suitable (non-dairy) substitute for this ingredient please?

Edit: Thank you for all of your suggestions. I've decided to go with two options; Schmaltz, and Coconut Oil. Many of the curries I cook already have coconut in them, so Coconut oil seems like a logical choice. For the ones that don't include coconut, I'll be using Schmaltz.

Because he's got little legs!

Two elderly Jews, Abe and Solomon, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons, and talking about baseball, like they do every single day.

Abe turns to Sol and says "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"

Sol thinks about this for a minute, and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you can do the same for me."

They shake on it, and sadly, a couple of months later, Abe passes on.

One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper "Sol... Sol..."

Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.

Sol, still amazed, asks, "So... Is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well," says Abe, "There's good news, and there's bad news."

"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.

Abe says, "Well, I can tell you that there IS baseball in heaven!"

Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that???"

Abe sighs sadly, and whispers, "You're pitching for us on Friday..."

I have a parcel due today from BT. When I received the notification it was in transit, the expected delivery slot was between 11AM and 1PM. A nice easy two hour slot that would have fitted in perfectly with other things I have to do today.

This morning, I received a notification that my parcel is out for delivery, and expected been 9:30AM and 3PM. I can't stay in for the whole of that time, and it's too late to change my delivery plans, cause it's already on the van.

Anything at this point that I can do? Can't divert it, no neighbours I trust to take it in. Would it go back to the DO for me to collect?

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