u/Nathanthehazing007

OMG I HATE FIGHTING SAMUS. Samus alone is the best example of what sucks about this games meta

It Actively rewards camping.

First of her stats. although her running speed is pretty poor she makes up with it with EVERYTHING.

Top 10 in weight which makes her HEAVIER THAN RIDLEY BY THE WAY.

13th BEST jump height in the game Outshining MARIO'S.

And although it is average she's in the Top Half for AIR SPEED.

Now let's get into her air game.

Her aerials have NO FUCKING ENDLAG which is insane!

Now most of the time I don't mind characters with low endlag on aerials. hell I play several with that but frankly they usually have the weakness of being small and lightweight but Samus happens to have a weight of 108! so she can just combo you constantly especially with her stupid grab which WE WILL GET TO into fair combo.

Fair is SUPER GREAT for damage and edgeguarding even having moderate endlag if you miss.

why is her nair so good at edge guarding too.

Her upair is BROKEN has low lag, does great damage and KILLS.

And the easiest spikes with her dair and uptilt which BTW WHY DOES SHE NEED 2 SPIKES.

speaking of tilts her dair is a quick 2 frame and kill option OOS.

Now let's get into her specials.

Her charge shot mechanic is COMPLETE BULLSHIT on her! most characters with one again balance it out with poor survivability but Samus's is just..DUDE.

Not only is it one of if not the quickest to activate in the GAME, it's like having a smash attack that goes FOREVER AND REALLY FAST.

although her homing missile isn't the best the sped up version can be used IN TANDEM with her charge shot.

Her Up-B goes not that far but you don't really need it to be that great with the amazing fucking jump height that she has. oh yeah and it does good damage, kills off the top pretty early and is an OOS option.

And her bomb spam SHE CAN JUST DO LIKE 3 IN LIKE 5 SECONDS. they have no lag, can be used to both combo AND EDGEGUARD AND GO OFF FAST.

And that zair dude MY GOD played a match once in a local where a Samus player camped and SPAMMED ZAIR ALL GAME. with little endlag too and doing good damage it is also ONE OF THE BEST TETHERS IN THE GAME.

Finally her upsmash covers way too much around her and kills better than mario's.

The thing with most zoners is that they usually don't have the best aerials to approach with BUT THEY DECIDED TO GIVE SOME OF THE BEST ONES TO HER FOR SOME REASON. So she's not only unfun to fight from a distance but up CLOSE.

Again I don't mind characters with low lag. I just don't like it when they are This brokenly unbalanced.

at least she has a pretty tall hitbox for combos.

TLDR bring back the chad, based melee Samus back and not this annoying prick.

No hate to anyone who plays Samus...except if you're disrespectful and cheesy.

Alright fuck it I'll give you some points if you play Dark Samus. THEY'RE COOL. except for the fact you can evade mario's dash attack BUT STILL.

So I'm at magicant at lvl 61 and my question is should I grind it should I reset my game to fight ness's nightmare

THis is a post about my disliking for this genera of character

(small characters with good KO power and are fast)

IK this is an unpopular opinion nowadays but i really hate fighting inkling for several reasons

IDK if we eventually learned that side b can be shielded I DON'T LIKE GETTING BURRIED IN THIS GAME i don't ever like having to break my controler

i don;t like having to deal with their up air either since that shit can be combo'd into itself very easily and quicker than marios

Bair is so quick and spammable it's not even funny

Up air comb's and KILLS

dair is an easy spile

I HATE the ink mechanic that gives a 1.1x multiplier for any character covered in it

I don't like characters that are small that have fast hitbox's

"InKlInG cAn'T EdGe GuArD" they sure fucking CAN. just a hit of Bair or fair just sends them off enough to where you can just gimp them

I HATE their dash dance a lot too since you have no IDEA what they are gonna DO

You can shield it but then they can grab

You can try to attack it but it can trade!

but hey at least they don't have an super annoying projectile

UNLIKE PIKACHU AND EVERYTHING HE HAS

My problem isn;t the fact they are good NO i don't mind characters being GOOD i mind them being ANNOYING

Even with an argument for all of the above i just don't like playing against small fast and powerful characters. the only one i don't mind is really

any hey this is a sub where people can complain about pit of all characters i don't think inkling should be seen high either

Even if I was accidentally using fair a lot there's a bit more lag online than normal so note that

Fuck spamus

Ignore jump stick I have that turned off now