Crazy quotes I heard from wmscog members
I was partway through one of the early morning marathon feasts, waiting for the 5am service. Usually pretty quiet since everyone is sleep deprived. The Deacon next to me, broke the ice by saying, "I hope we still have early morining service when we get to heaven."
If you knew him you'd know that in no way was he joking. I remember thinking for days after that, "Why, why would you want that?"