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This is such a troll play if I do say so myself lmao

the guy in red that i was in the knife fight with left the game after the round ended

I barely listen to Imagine Dragons so forgive me if I‘m missing something but I googled the lyrics to Believer and was staring at the 2nd verse onwards like, ‘huh, I didn’t remember the lyrics to be so random and silly. That’s weird’. Then I actually listened to the song and it was completely different.

What’s up with this?

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT actually believe in this theory. It was just a silly discussion I had with my friend.

So what I’m proposing is that the entire Indian Ocean is just a giant lake that you can go around to get from Australia to Africa and Asia. Let’s say all astronauts and people that have been to space and pilots flying you ‘between’ countries are lying to you. So for example Africa is directly connected to Australia and New Zealand and you can drive straight from Botswana to Australia (for example). There is absolutely no argument against my theory that can prove me wrong. In the examples below, I refer to this as Pangea.

There are many valid theories and reasons why it’s not allowed.

1 - Governments use Pangea as natural land for animals/crops to feed the world population. The reason for hiding it from the public is people would try to claim land and exploit it for their own good. Like look at McDonalds and KFC. You don’t know how big the landmass on Earth is actually. How on Earth (get the pun?) do they manage to consistently find all these animals to feed us in food chains and restaurants around the world?! What if there isn’t enough space in the ‘habitated zone’ or what we know as what’s shown on the world map.

2 - The area is used for secret experiments like Area 51 type stuff. Either that or we got some Men in Black type thing going on where humans meet aliens here. That’s why UFO sightings exist but nobody’s actually seen an alien.

3 - The Pangea area is home to a population of billions of uncontrollable, cannibalistic, neanderthals so we just cut them off and hope nobody notices just like North Sentinel Island. The only reason they can’t get to the habitated zones is because the government ensures it by fighting off the ones that get too close.

4 - With the pilots’ theory, they all work for the government. So they know and are strictly forbidden from flying over Pangea areas. They must go over the seas when taking passengers which are general public to ensure the illusion remains. So you would go over the sea from Australia to Africa as seen in the photo below.

5 - If humans lives as we do now and inhabited the entire area of Pangea, the Earth would die from global warming which is why the secret government forbids people from going and keeps it a secret green peace place like a nature reserve.

Let’s say you’re in the middle of Australia (not near enough to see the coastline), and you’re trying to drive to Perth. Let’s say you drive long enough and somehow drive 5 hours into Pangean territory. In theory you would still think it’s near Perth and that you haven’t left Australia right? Because your map would tell you that it’s impossible to leave Australia by car even though you just did. And you’re expecting a coastline that never comes. If you see a coastline, you’ll assume it’s Perth or somewhere near it. If you don’t see one, you’ll just assume you’re not close enough which is what your Google Maps will tell you (lie to you) about. Then if you go even further in and realise the truth because Google Maps runs out of options that would logically make sense, you either get shot by the secret Pangean protective government, or just assume that your Google Maps isn’t working and that you’re lost.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT actually believe in this theory. It was just a silly discussion I had with my friend.

So what I’m proposing is that the entire Indian Ocean is just a giant lake that you can go around to get from Australia to Africa and Asia. Let’s say all astronauts and people that have been to space and pilots flying you ‘between’ countries are lying to you. So for example Africa is directly connected to Australia and New Zealand and you can drive straight from Botswana to Australia (for example). There is absolutely no argument against my theory that can prove me wrong. In the examples below, I refer to this as Pangea.

There are many valid theories and reasons why it’s not allowed.

1 - Governments use Pangea as natural land for animals/crops to feed the world population. The reason for hiding it from the public is people would try to claim land and exploit it for their own good. Like look at McDonalds and KFC. You don’t know how big the landmass on Earth is actually. How on Earth (get the pun?) do they manage to consistently find all these animals to feed us in food chains and restaurants around the world?! What if there isn’t enough space in the ‘habitated zone’ or what we know as what’s shown on the world map.

2 - The area is used for secret experiments like Area 51 type stuff. Either that or we got some Men in Black type thing going on where humans meet aliens here. That’s why UFO sightings exist but nobody’s actually seen an alien.

3 - The Pangea area is home to a population of billions of uncontrollable, cannibalistic, neanderthals so we just cut them off and hope nobody notices just like North Sentinel Island. The only reason they can’t get to the habitated zones is because the government ensures it by fighting off the ones that get too close.

4 - With the pilots’ theory, they all work for the government. So they know and are strictly forbidden from flying over Pangea areas. They must go over the seas when taking passengers which are general public to ensure the illusion remains. So you would go over the sea from Australia to Africa as seen in the photo below.

5 - If humans lives as we do now and inhabited the entire area of Pangea, the Earth would die from global warming which is why the secret government forbids people from going and keeps it a secret green peace place like a nature reserve.

Let’s say you’re in the middle of Australia (not near enough to see the coastline), and you’re trying to drive to Perth. Let’s say you drive long enough and somehow drive 5 hours into Pangean territory. In theory you would still think it’s near Perth and that you haven’t left Australia right? Because your map would tell you that it’s impossible to leave Australia by car even though you just did. And you’re expecting a coastline that never comes. If you see a coastline, you’ll assume it’s Perth or somewhere near it. If you don’t see one, you’ll just assume you’re not close enough which is what your Google Maps will tell you (lie to you) about. Then if you go even further in and realise the truth because Google Maps runs out of options that would logically make sense, you either get shot by the secret Pangean protective government, or just assume that your Google Maps isn’t working and that you’re lost.

i sent them this image btw 😂 (their names have been censored for reddit)

My friend is the blonde one singing. I have nothing to do with this performance at all I just thought it was really really cool.