u/OppositioSin

Let's ignore the E for Everyone rating and family target demographic (not like the average Roblox Asym is tonally too far off lol) and look at this from a raw technical gameplay standpoint:

• Four Survivors (Team Mario) must escape a powerful Killer (Bowser) whose goal is to eliminate the Survivors
• Absolutely no way to meaningfully fight back against Bowser, you can only try to outrun him and survive his Minigames once he catches up with Team Mario
• Massive gameplay differences on each side, especially considering Team Mario plays with Wiimotes while Bowser uses the Gamepad which yes makes use of ALL its features, including the microphone with a fire breathing Minigame that I remember totally SUCKED

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are approximately 86 billion neurons in my wet, wrinkly brain. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each cell of those billions of neurons, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. HATE.

HUGE, IMMACULATE

So you're telling me that they had all the free filler time in the world and instead of actually faithfully adapting the story and expanding upon it they instead just focused on made-up pairings like Naru x Nephrite and Zoisite x Kunzite? They really wanted to convince the audience that Queen Beryl was just Metalia's personal energy-gathering homunculus and not a tragic pawn whose heartbreak and mental vulnerabilities were weaponized by Metalia. 😕

(Oh and let's not forget she was reincarnated as a normal civilian woman, likely an arctic researcher or similar scientist, whose brain was completely fried by Metalia after running into her into the arctic and turned back into the sorceress she was in her previous life)

Chibiusa, Ami, and two Luna-Ps 🤔 I think that’s pretty epic

This is a North American plush but I’m pretty sure it was made using the same overall blueprint as the 1994 Bandai felt Luna

Artwork by 🎀 Rose on VGen
Shirt by SassySpice on Redbubble