I apologize to all the men I emasculated today while merging onto 275

Just battled literal moments of existential dread and impulsive self harm thoughts after dealing with the repercussions of merging onto 275S from Oldham/Woodland. There is a lane closure a few hundred feet after you merge, forcing you to merge TWICE within 20 seconds or so.

Then, those immediately exiting toward 40E (the 40e exit is closed btw)/Henley/summit hill are surprised with another lane closure forcing a third merge.

It wasn’t easy, but I managed to cut off 3 innocent victims today and safely made it to my destination. Not without two separate out-of-control, angry, and reckless interactions following the merges.

I just want to say to the men I’ve emasculated, the lives I’ve ruined today, just within a few thousand feet stretch of road: I’m sorry. I’m sorry you pulled up next to me to rage at me, only to discover that I’m significantly more handsome than you, which probably undermined the authority you were hoping to establish.

I pray you find peace.

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u/Opssec44 — 5 days ago

Favorite park to absolutely fuckin trash?

Wanted to take one of my lady friends out for a classy park date tomorrow. Planning on bringing a 12 pack and a few sandwiches then leaving every single can and wrapper (and hopefully a used condom) right there on the ground. Wheres the best place to do this?

u/Opssec44 — 12 days ago

When a black person tell me they prefer iceman to gnx

White ppl of reddit - which hip hop opinion makes you feel like you should step in and take a brothers black card?

u/Opssec44 — 12 days ago

Small rash is now covering my entire abdomen. Not raised, not irritating, it just exists. I do not have insurance and cannot afford to go to the doctor at this moment. Any ideas?

u/Opssec44 — 23 days ago

I made the mistake of buying a TV without a stand for my console table. Now I can’t find a universal stand that doesn’t raise the tv 1ft+.

I found this TCL 65Q825 for $100. It did not come with a stand. This is the third universal stand I’ve purchased, all listing the VESA range that matches this tv - none of them fit. I modified this one by cutting some steel off of the ends, I don’t think it compromised the integrity, but 🤷‍♂️.

Anyway, this piece of shit, the only one I’m able to modify to fit, raises the tv by about 1ft. This is lowest position. I really don’t like how TVs looks mounted above a console table, and I get too much use out of the console table to get rid of it. Any other solutions here? I’d realistically like it raised about 3-4” max.

u/Opssec44 — 25 days ago
▲ 7 r/steak

Steak noob - i got this “strip steak” from Kroger. Is it a strip steak?

I am autistic - I say that to say: I know exactly how my steaks cook because I cook them twice a day the same exact way and they all feel and cook nearly identical.

I’m trying to figure out why this steak was so different. It’s from Kroger ordered through the app so I did not choose it. It pulled apart at the fat without almost no effort. I’ve never gotten a strip steak with so much marbling. I usually sear on high for a 1.5 mins ish then cook at mid-heat until it’s medium, but this cooked very, very quickly. My 1.5 mins on each side cooked it all the way through and again it isn’t much thinner than what I usually get. The steak did weigh light for how large it was I’m guessing because of the fat content

Is this strip steak? I must say it was one of the better steaks I’ve ever had. What kind of steak has marbling like this if not strip steak?

u/Opssec44 — 30 days ago

“I shouldn’t have to wait in line at the transfer station. I should be able to block traffic in both directions until I can cut the line” - this rav4. Every time I go. Why are they like this

u/Opssec44 — 1 month ago

Any alternatives to “Fellini Kroger”?

Just moved from Farragut to belle morris area. Went to pick up some steak and pissegg for the kid and saw a vagrant taking a dump near the cart corral. A flock of geese came in and quickly scooped it up. No one even reacted. I feel like I’m having a fever dream. Where do the normal people shop?

u/Opssec44 — 1 month ago

Guy looked at me weird at the park today

So maybe nothing but I was at the park today walking my two beautiful dogs 🐩🐕 (my dogs have PTSD from leashes so yes they're strictly off-leash, sorry not sorry. If your dog needs a leash thats your journey) and saw this guy intimidatingly jogging RIGHT TOWARDS ME on the trail. And for context I am a very attractive mixed-race (Irish and black) female. Very fit and hot. People look at me all the time so I immediately had my guard up. I am VERY aware of my surroundings, sorry creeps.

I didn't know what to do, so I QUICKLY moved to the side of the trail to make room as he did the exact same thing but to the other side. But for a minute I thought he was running towards me possibly with bad intentions (robbery, murder, sex trafficking, etc) I stared directly at him just fucking waiting for him to make the first move. He eventually looked over at me with a weird expression before continuing to jog aggressively. Huge red flag 🚩 🚩

Anyway immediately called the police and gave them his description but the dispatcher literally hung up on me. Usual KPD stuff

Anyone else experience something like this? My husband loaned me his Glock for my walks (in case the guy is reading this, yes I know how to use it)

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u/Opssec44 — 1 month ago

What’s your favorite rap “comedy” song/skit/album?

Comedy song: Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

Comedy skit: Riff Raff - Jody 3 Moons

Comedy album: Kendrick - To Pimp A Butterfly

u/Opssec44 — 1 month ago

US - NSO + expansion - looking for group

Hi I am looking for a US family invite for nso + expansion from a reddit account with some post history please. I have Venmo. TIA!

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u/Opssec44 — 1 month ago
▲ 145 r/Knoxville

Friendly reminder to my 4th and gill mfs please trim your trees if they’re obstructing the sidewalk. and please tell your wives to stop staring at me when I walk by thank you

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u/Opssec44 — 2 months ago

What’s the coolest thing about hip hop to you

The coolest thing about hip hop to me is just being able to go up to a random black and yell a Kendrick Lamar lyric like “bitch don’t kill my viiibe” or “im not like you!” just the wholesome type stuff not a big fan of all the murders and rapes tho

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u/Opssec44 — 2 months ago

Rugby and button down tucked into shorts? Goofy or ok?

Any feedback appreciated.

Sorry for shitty quality 🤷‍♂️ iPhone tingz

u/Opssec44 — 2 months ago
▲ 12 r/BirdHealth+1 crossposts

I just cut down a branch and this guy and his next came out. What do I do

u/Opssec44 — 2 months ago

Lately it be feelin like white people are blacker than black people, know what I mean?

I’m white, and I’m out here calling everyone crackers and trying to start a race war cuz I fuckin hate white people so much and i see some other people on this sub doing it too so i dm them, and arrange a meetup to cause some discourse in a middle class white neighborhood. They were all white.

Are white people the new black people?

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u/Opssec44 — 2 months ago

MFW a lifelong trust-fund trajectory with 0 life experience starts giving political commentary on social issues they’re completely disconnect from

u/Opssec44 — 2 months ago