I apologize to all the men I emasculated today while merging onto 275
Just battled literal moments of existential dread and impulsive self harm thoughts after dealing with the repercussions of merging onto 275S from Oldham/Woodland. There is a lane closure a few hundred feet after you merge, forcing you to merge TWICE within 20 seconds or so.
Then, those immediately exiting toward 40E (the 40e exit is closed btw)/Henley/summit hill are surprised with another lane closure forcing a third merge.
It wasn’t easy, but I managed to cut off 3 innocent victims today and safely made it to my destination. Not without two separate out-of-control, angry, and reckless interactions following the merges.
I just want to say to the men I’ve emasculated, the lives I’ve ruined today, just within a few thousand feet stretch of road: I’m sorry. I’m sorry you pulled up next to me to rage at me, only to discover that I’m significantly more handsome than you, which probably undermined the authority you were hoping to establish.
I pray you find peace.