u/PopstarSonic420

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyy second now... just any second now

Hey guys! Why was 6 scared of 7?

No need to answer that joke as that's not why we're here! We're here for the people giving out candy to the trick or treaters!

Kirby and Galacta would give out Reese's

Doo would give out Palmer Chocolate and Circus Peanuts

Jaune and Dee would give out Butterfingers

Dark would give out Black Licorice

Rick would give out all sorts of candy

and the gay power of rainbows motherfuckers

EVERYONE! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!

Here's mine!

His eyes are glowing bright red as he's sitting on a messed up chair with the wing and eye being on a cracked and unstable table. Meta's face has deep scars with scraps from his metal gauntlets

4KMK: Failure after failure after fucking failure!

Meta punches a wall nearby, creating a hole and sending the debris flying away

(Why couldn't I come to him earlier? Why did I come to him at that time? I'm relieved he's alive, but I can't fucking do anything with his wing and eye! No matter what materials I use, I can't replicate his eyes or wings! I can't even make a mechanical replacement! I've made 1,039 attempts over the past 3 weeks with no fucking success! ¡INÚTIL, INÚTIL, INÚTIL!)

Try to interact or calm him down?

HEY HEY HEY! HERE'S HOW TO GET YOUR SILLY LITTLE POSTS POPULAR POPULAR POPULAR UEE HEE HEE!

STEP ONE! THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE UEE HEE HEE! CAUSE CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS! CAUSE KITCHEN CHAOS! CAUSE WARCRIMES! THERE'S ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES ON MAKING CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS! UEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEE!

STEP TWO! PROFIT PROFIT PROFIT! WATCH THE UPVOTES AND COMMENTS RISE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! UEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEEE!

PS420: May I do my job now? I feel like I should give the scenario to the roleplayers for them to roleplay as their characters. Afterall, their characters wouldn't understand a single thing you're saying!

Jarx: SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH OWNER! I'M NOT TALKING TO THEIR SILLY LITTLE CHARACTERS! I'M DIRECTLY TALKING TO YOU ALL THAT ARE BEHIND THE SCREENS SCREENS SCREENS!

PS420: Is that even allow-

Jarx: I SAID SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! GO BACK TO THE CORNER CORNER CORNER- OH WAIT NEVERMIND! IT'S DINNERTIME! GO EAT EAT EAT!

I KICK THE BALL TO THE OWNER OWNER OWNER UEE HEE HEE! HE GETS KNOCKED TO THE KITCHEN KITCHEN KITCHEN! UEE HEE HEE! SUCH FUN FUN FUN!

Jarx: ANYWAY! HERE'S A SCENARIO! IMAGINE YOU'RE WORKING IN A PIZZA PLACE! THERE'S NO SUPERVISOR MEANING THAT ENDLESS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CAN COMMENCE! UEE HEE HEE! SUCH FUN FUN FUN! LET THE CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS COMMENCE! HAVE FUN FUN FUN! UEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEEE! DON'T DISAPPOINT ME ROLEPLAYERS! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IN THIS SCENARIO!

Jarx is a crazy and chaotic jester

Jarx hates it when people get something wrong and will kick a spikey ball to them

Jarx loves fun

Jarx gets more chaotic, crazy, and unhinged the longer he's having fun

He's surprisingly normal and chill when he wakes up, though it'll only last for an hour or two

When in a fight against him, your character will hear this. Where it comes from or how it's playing is unknown.

It seems like the rouxls of gravity and sense of the world are gone to him and anyone who's having fun with him

Jarx ignores the rouxls of the world's laws of physics

Jarx can break the 4th wall- OH SHIT!

Jarx breaks through the 4th wall

Jarx: OH YEAHHHHHHHHH! UEE HEE HEE!

THAT SILLY 4TH WALL ISN'T GONNA STOP ME!

I CAN BE ANYTHING!

I CAN USE ANYTHING!

I! CAN! DO! ANYTHING! UEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEE!

PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO MY MESSAGES WITH BEAM ATTACK POWERFUL_VOICE! I said it was getting annoying and to stop multiple times yet they still do it! I decided to leave Voice alone when he continued after I told them to stop. They then replied to every comment I made on a post where I was roleplaying as 4 Knights Meta Knight with beam attack. The 3rd image is what made me decide that this warranted a post.

r/foundEggmanEmpireRP got 3094 EXP!

DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE PISSED ON MY INVENTIONS!

I caught Sonic! The child is... fucking dead. Body stuck in the tree

^(volume warning)

The two Dees are holding nubs while walking. They're enjoying a conservation together. Interact?

I already have 38 images of characters in a dress! Let's switch it up! I wish for you to draw Bluckles in a tuxedo!

Seems pretty wholesome!

((Image Source))

A black shadowy Dedede with a cowboy hat rushes through a portal on a Hydra while laughing maniacally

Noir Dedede: You can't run from me Ma-

The shadow Dedede slows down to a halt and looks around

-rx

...

Is... Is this a new area in Skyah that I never went to?

Noir looks behind himself and sees the portal closing

That... that seems new and I don't think that's supposed to happen. There seems to be no air riders here... not even Marx

Noir Dedede looks around confusingly and seems lost. Interact?

A pink pillar of light and dark appears, dropping down 4 knights.

3 fall while Meta stablizes himself and dives towards Dark. He hit the floor before Meta could grab him. Meta teleported him and himself with his Dimensional Cape right before Morpho and Galacta got up and looked at them. They investigate the hole full of blood, bandages, and Meta's mask.

Interact?

((Galacta is changed to now be The Knight Of The Wind since that there's no way I could make Judgement work))