Kalinheimer

Kalinheimer

"We’re theorists. We imagine a future, and our imaginings horrify us. They won’t fear it until they understand it, and they won’t understand it until they’ve used it. When the world learns the terrible secret of Duel Links, our work here will ensure a peace mankind has never seen -- a peace based on the kind of international cooperation that Yūsei always envisaged"

u/SCHazama — 6 days ago

Safe Tribute Summon 3 Deck For Broke People

You gain LP. You gain LP. You gain LP. You gain LP. You gain LP.

u/SCHazama — 8 days ago
▲ 132 r/DuelLinks

No, WRGP duels don't count as Ranked ones for the purpose of the Alt Style missions

u/SCHazama — 14 days ago

STOP POSTING ABOUT KAITŌ-SAMA! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!

My friends on Tiktok send me GARAKUSHII

On Character Duels it's fucking FOTON!

I was in a server, right?

And AAAAAAALLLL of the channels are just HANTINGU NO HAJIMARI DA!

I showed my NEO GARAKUSHII AIZU FOTON DORAGON!to my girlfriend

and the logo, I flipped it and I said "Hey, babe, FOTON CHENJI!"

Haha, https://youtu.be/Cp14pxwzKFo !

I fucking looked at a trashcan and I said "That's a bit EKUSHIZU SHOUKAN!"

I looked at my MONSUTAA, I think of an OBAAREI YUNITTO and I go "DOROO! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

u/SCHazama — 15 days ago
▲ 120 r/stunfisk

Sorry, r/stunfisk, but there can only be one Golisopod-Mega post !

u/SCHazama — 18 days ago

Character Duel Zero Stars Season 2 Tierlist (8/2/26)

Hello there. Been long enough.

With the release of Kaitō and Crow, and the ban of Yūma and Jack, in what's arguably Konami's worst decision for the format so far, the new season is just full of (mostly unpleasant) surprises.

Hence the viability tierlist overhaul.

# Definition Of The Format

Zero Stars specifically refers to the format without any modification brought by Grade Stars: every deck is played as it is naturally given from the loaner, for better or worse

# Criteria

The Criteria for the ranking are fundamentally whatever allows a rapid accumulation of Respect Orbs, under the notion that you get 1 per 1k points gained after each Duel, up to 30 daily

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With that being said, let's move to the ranking

# Gatekeepers

The Gatekeepers are the best players in a meta without the best 2.

Kaiba - Having access to HLB, good draw power, surprisingly low bricking, a fearful Twin Burst, DSOW, and Alternative, as well as good Extra Deck all around, Kaiba is the absolute king of the Duoless format, being able to play the long and the short game

Yūsei - Having the best endboard, the second greatest consistency, and excellent defensive and comeback options, Yūsei only benefitted from the removal of his WCGP rival, in no small measure thanks to both Overtake and Sphere Kuriboh...assuming he doesn't get MST'd 500 times, or gets mirror matched.

Shark - Having the best consistency but an otherwise matchup dependant setplay, mostly due to the lack of real backrow removal, Shark is an able challenger to the looming threat of Kaitō, having, however, to confront Kaiba and Jaden when it comes to keeping the wincon

Kaitō - Incredible endboard and comeback marred only by shaky consistency due to very dubious loaner choices in Caesar, Kaitō adds to the list of overly oppressive opponents in Character Duels

Yūgi - Otherwise lagging behind in consistency due to the Navigation shenanigans, with his 2 most hostile opponents out of the picture, Yūgi is now effectively a gatekeeper, mostly thanks to the help of Offerings, which adds to his arsenal of on-demand removal

# Gamblers

There isn't much to say except the tier is significantly emptier

Zane - For him, it's as if nothing happened in the Tier. His gambling gameplay remains the same

Jaden - With a simple, obtuse, but efficient gameplan, Jaden's wincon hangs on Brave, Neos Fusion's protection, the attack prevention of Necro Gardna, and the eventual search of Miracle Contact to win the grind game, with a bit of matchup fishing against Shark and Yūsei.

# Heart Of The Cards

Here lie the forsaken by the format

Joey - Basically Kaiba and Yūsei but worse, Joey nevertheless hopes in the godhand to tilt the opponent. In that sense, he's the Yu-Gi-Oh equivalent of Neco-Arc

Crow - With nothing in his deck except HLB, as well as lack of clarity on whether he's supposed to go first or second, Crow starts his career and season at the absolute bottom, managing to be even worse than the Brooklyn rager

u/SCHazama — 19 days ago
▲ 242 r/DuelLinks

Yeah, I think we lost him

Source is 15 HOURS ENERGY by Smosh. Legit timeless classic, you should all watch it

(Yes, I'm aware the Skill is only on Enforcers Kalin, but this is part of the lore, ok? I couldn't find high quality unhinged expressions in the former form)

u/SCHazama — 20 days ago

Entschuldigung Deutschland, aber das ist Krieg.

*Bei der Erstellung dieses Beitrags wurde kein Bayer verletzt*

u/SCHazama — 21 days ago

The whole gang is here, ready to affect the meta in a totally healthy way

u/SCHazama — 22 days ago

One must imagine the language reconstructionist happy

(I shifted from the conventional transliteration for some of the displayed languages because otherwise the terms would sound way different from each other. Truly, romanization is a godless work. Mandarin is the only exception here, if only because finding something that would match èr 's IPA is a lost cause.

Japanese's is basically identical to the Tibetan one and I needed variety

The term is the number 2, 二 ideogram**.**

It was admittedly quite difficult to find a matching font with visible colours)

u/SCHazama — 24 days ago

If you're ever feeling down after a bad day, just read these encouraging words to cheer yourself up

u/SCHazama — 29 days ago
▲ 125 r/2hujerk

GIFs only comment sections have been reinstalled. 1894 once again

u/SCHazama — 1 month ago