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you have to drag the second syllable of “cocaine” a little but i regret to inform you that it scans disturbingly well

I have one question about this banger: was he talking to the cocaine or an actual person? I think he was talking to the coke.

Bowie Bowieing
Fripp Fripping
Belew Belewing
Eno Enoing
Alomar Alomaring
Davis Davising
Murray Murraying
Garson Garsoning
Ronno Ronnoing
Bolder Boldering
Woody Woodying
Slick Slicking
Gail Gailing
Reeves Reevesing
Tony Tonying
Nile Nileing
Mallet Malleting

Thank you for coming to my TED talk, folks. Hope this hasn't been a waste of your time

Is anyone on here up for doing a cover for me? It will have to be free because I do not have enough money to pay anyone. This is the blurb of the story I'm looking for a cover for:

An AU where David Jones (David Bowie) and James Osterberg (Iggy Pop) are assigned as roommates at university. Neither knows who the other is at first, but as they grow closer, could friendship turn into something more? Read to find out!

Thank you!

The best tracks:

Boys Keeheep Swinging

Golden Criheeminal

TVC HeeHee

Who Is the Europeheean Canon

Station Jam

Tis A Pity Hee Was A Whore

The China Girl is Mine

First compilation:

ChangesOneHeeHee

Best lyric:

It's not the side effects of the shamone / I'm thiheenking it must be love

Warning: hot takes incoming. My taste is heavily driven by clear rhythm and attitude, so that explains a lot of these placements

1. Unbreakable - this may be controversial above YRMW, but i prefer it because the rhythm is more immediate

2. YRMW - the classic. The groove locks in and the song comes together immediately

3. Heartbreaker/2000 Watts - both scratch different itches. Heartbreaker for twitchy groove, 2000 Watts for aggressive heavy beat

4. Invincible - killer rhythm guarantees a top spot for me

5. Privacy - the attitude alone is enough to sell it for me

6. Threatened - the dark theatricality is peak and immediately hooks me.

7. Heaven Can Wait - a bit softer but still very rhythmic and great vocal harmonies

8. The rest

Now you can attack me, tell me your ranking or both. Whatever.

Here's my top 3:

1. Scream - basically a 2-for-1 deal with two very angry siblings

2. They Don't Care About Us - nobody cares about anybody apparently

3. D.S. - who even is this guy Michael hates? I don't think I can tell

1. Vocals mixed under loud guitar

2. Doo-wop with futuristic synths

3. A simple love song

4. Mike Garson not going wild for once

5. Garson going absolutely MENTAL

6. A loud cover of a famous 60s band

7. Something about someone who falls wanking to the floor

8. Hollywood star sleeps with a bunch of prostitutes

9. Something about accidental sirens that broke the evening news

10. A song about a guy who loves chimney stacks